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  I had a revelation today. I watched the moron and learned the    truth. That was an amazing experience.

Joe Scarborough, the Morning Moron was just bringing in the topic of the Tax Bill in the House   and     a stubborn Democratic Congressman appeared   on the screen. You know, one of those who still    keep their dignity. Joe was spinning as usual when that man    said something very remarkable,

-           The White House   people   are on the phone with   me and others like me telling us that if   we do not pass that Bill it will be the end of Obama's   Presidency.

Ouch! It was as if Joe was hit by a bullet. I never saw a man cringing     in such fear. If he could he would have disappeared from the screen.   He quickly switched the congressman off,   wobbled back and forth and then squeezed a   smile out of himself; that smile came out in a   wrong   place like it happens   frequently with the toothpaste.

-           Oh, come on, the Presidency"

And   that was   all of it. No discussion, no reference, NADA.   As   if   that never happened.

That body language of Joe's told me the truth: GOP really   threatened   Obama's Presidency. During that deal discussions    he    traded   the governing and   the principle for their promise not to oppose him   seriously in Y2012.

The   scheme worked   as follows:   I, Obama will   do what   you want, folks. I will push the tax cuts for the rich, I will    open for you the path to gut Social Security, Pensions,   Medicare and Medicaid. I will finance the wars that make you     richer.   I will paralyze the governmental   institutions   and   the justice system so that your   war criminals go free and plundering   could proceed with impunity   I will betray my base. I will    do whatever you, folks   tell me to do.   You just get that   Palin   lady off my back and   let me   have another term. Please.

That's what   Obama   said, maybe not in these exact words. And here "s what they said (also not in  these exact words):

-No problem, man.    We tried to warn you for a while and we are happy    you came to your senses. Our envoy, the great triangulator Bill C.    will guide you through the details. You personally will flourish. Your portrait will be on the wall as the one of the   First Black President. There will be scholarships in your honor.    As soon as the Tax Bill is signed   the media will make a U- turn and you will be praised. Don't worry about the people; polls will support your decision.   Our   liaison,   Joe Lieberman will take care of the Senate. In the House, we hope, you have enough clout yourself. As for Palin   and others like her- if you follow your part of the bargain, we will follow ours.   But beware   if you   want   to   deceive us in any way- we will unleash   the dogs   on you and you are doomed.    Really doomed, we mean it.   Our puppetmasters   want   a deal, so let's make a deal and off we go   to have fun. But omerta- silence is golden. For the sheep of the public it   will be a very tough decision you had to make, the one   which left you in   pain but   you could not   leave the poor unemployed   folks   with no   money on Christmas. You should come out on TV and say that.   Let the people see your really troubled face, you, bleeding- heart liberal.   Just keep your mouth shut   and everything will be   hunky- dory. Or no   deal.

So the machine   started and worked perfectly until some stupid   White House intern     or some assistant forgot the memo and blubbered out the secret   while   hysterically convincing the   House-member; the Presidency was on the line. And   that   crucial evidence fell right on the lap of   Morning Moron.   Boy, was he scared!

See, his masters could punish him now for everything. They could punish him for     not knowing what the Congressman would've said in advance. They could punish him   for   reacting and not reacting. They could   spank old Joe    as long   as it pleased them. And    the funny thing was that he could do absolutely nothing about it. Boy, did he hate the truth and the messenger of it. If he could    he would've pretended he     momentarily forgot the English language. I guess he prayed for     an earthquake.

People, in this time of ETERNAL LIE we should cherish     our morons. They   are the only sources   of the truth. Watch them, their body language, their eyes and their butts. Don't listen to them, just watch. It is   a great fun. They can't handle the truth.   It works on them as the   sunlight works on the vampires.   I believe they are working on being even more slick   but morons as they are,     it will take them a long time to   control themselves.    After all it is their nature.

  Preserve the morons because theirs is   the   kingdom of weird and by the deeds of theirs will we recognize   the truth.

Of course, now we must think what we will do with it.   Are we as much   uncomfortable   with it as they are? I hope not. I hope we love it.   I hope we use it   to get the bastards.

 

The writer is 57 years old, semi- retired engineer, PhD, PE, CEM. I write fiction on a regular basis and I am also 10 years on OEN.


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