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June 23, 2008 at 07:44:48

THE CURE

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Uncle Sam was suffering from another hangover.

The family wanted to care for their dear Uncle.

Our Cousin Dubya was certain that the proper action was to

open another liquor store in the neighborhood. This would

allow Sam to get a hair of the dog whenever he was feeling

woozy. The members of the family were in awe of Dubya's intelligent

response when he was up to deciding!

We know that hiding the bottle will only make him get another to

stash away in some corner.

We know that the craving could make him look in the medicine

cabinet for a harsher variant of his addiction.

Lying in the corner was the family dog. He could not speak for

want of a voicebox. He thought that perhaps getting Uncle Sam

a healthier routine and peace of mind like that of sitting in the sun,

or watching the wind rustle the leaves would be the better

way for the sake of Sam.

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Sandy Sand began her writing career while raising three children and doing public relations work for Women's American ORT (Organization for Rehabilitation through Training). That led to a job as a reporter for the San Fernando Valley Chronicle, a weekly publication in Canoga Park, California. In conjunction with the Chronicle, she broadcast a tri-weekly, 10-minute newscast for KGOE AM. Following the closure of the Chronicle, Sand became the editor of the Tolucan Times and Canyon Crier newspapers...

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Sandy SandSandy Sand began her writing career while raising three children and doing public relations work for Women's American ORT (Organization for Rehabilitation through Training). That led to a job as a reporter for the San Fernando Valley Chronicle, a weekly publication in Canoga Park, California. In conjunction with the Chronicle, she broadcast a tri-weekly, 10-minute newscast for KGOE AM. Following the closure of the Chronicle, Sand became the editor of the Tolucan Times and Canyon Crier newspapers...

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Hick!

Dry drunks are always looking for alternatives to the hair of the dog.

by Sandy Sand (143 articles, 0 quicklinks, 195 diaries, 1377 comments) on Monday, June 23, 2008 at 8:45:07 AM

Wolfie

Page Two

So Dubya calls his buddy Saud. Saud and he are partners
in setting up liquor stores. Dubya is the agent. Dubya tells
Saud that there are plenty of addicts where Sam lives.
They can charge the highest prices at this store.
The family dog knows that giving an addict more
was not the right answer, but the family sat back and
refused to think of the consequences!

I guess the liquor store will be called the High Test To Go Liquor Shop!!

by Wolfie (8 articles, 0 quicklinks, 31 diaries, 1184 comments) on Monday, June 23, 2008 at 10:02:55 AM

Wolfie

CHE WAS COOL, BUT NOT AS COOL AS THE TRUTH MEISTER

LET US VOW AS CARLINISTS
TO GREET EVERYONE WITH THE WORDS "FUCK BUSH".
IF YOU MEET ANOTHER CARLINIST, THEY WILL SAY "FUCK CHENEY".
THEN YOU WILL EMBRACE YOUR FELLOW CARLINISTS.
IF THE OTHER IS NOT A CARLINIST, THEN JUST SAY YOU LOVE
FREEDOM AND EQUALITY! THAT IS WHY YOU EXPRESSED YOURSELF
IN SUCH A DEVOUT MANNER.

by Wolfie (8 articles, 0 quicklinks, 31 diaries, 1184 comments) on Monday, June 23, 2008 at 10:56:29 AM

Wolfie

FUCK BUSH!

WHERE IS MY "FUCK CHENEY" WHEN THE WORLD REALLY NEEDS IT!
PERHAPS I WILL GET KALL'S GAUL AND BE THROWN OFF. BUT I WILL
GREET HIM WITH FUCK BUSH AND HEAR IF HE IS A TRUE CARLINIST
LIKE ME.

by Wolfie (8 articles, 0 quicklinks, 31 diaries, 1184 comments) on Monday, June 23, 2008 at 11:15:03 AM

Virginia Simson is a spiritual journalista/activist who runs a visionary planetary tutorial blogspot, www.ladybroadoak.blogspot.com as well as a blog on the uranium industry and depleted uranium at www.lowlevelradiation.blogspot.com. She feels that we must educate the young as to the real issues of the day - economics, clean energy, a drug free lifestyle, friendship and concern for the environment. We must plan for seven generations in the future. She unconditionally supports impeachment and...

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ladybroadoakVirginia Simson is a spiritual journalista/activist who runs a visionary planetary tutorial blogspot, www.ladybroadoak.blogspot.com as well as a blog on the uranium industry and depleted uranium at www.lowlevelradiation.blogspot.com. She feels that we must educate the young as to the real issues of the day - economics, clean energy, a drug free lifestyle, friendship and concern for the environment. We must plan for seven generations in the future. She unconditionally supports impeachment and...

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Hi, pet!

Arf! Wooooooooooof!
Yes, CARlinists have trouble with finding a lack of a dawgcatcher to pick up the Rottweillers who were never any fun in the neighborhood Ali.
And the Harpo Marxist LENNONists wonder why they can't IMAGINE why a way to get out the fleas, the parasites, and the vermin wasn't found.
The very saddest thing is that the pack of muttsters is is nuking itself with du, instead of using the PESTicide such a pack requires. They've already created WWIII by straining on the lead.
FucK CHENEY!
FucK THE WHIG!
FucK BUZH !
And FucK THOSE WHO THINK THIS fucking folly IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO - as some of the We Woofies wait for a fucking phoney "election," led by Caninecandidates who have no intention of cleaning up all the crappy corners of this dogSHIT dumped that we are fucking expected to CONsume.
Are We the howlers howling at the moon?
Don't THINK so.
Wait until October when the fuckin' food ain't in them pooch bowls ..
No doggie treats!
No bonez about it !
Ya can't chomp fucKing money! not when fucKIng Cheney and BuZh were done with creating bubble trouble.
(Time to stock up on doggie dinners if ya wanna do yer trix then.)
George C. was right - when he told We Are Change - might as well have fun as the shit hits the fan. Woof! Woof! Woof! We can Bark with bite !
The "trainers" already stole the dam doghouse!
The House of Saud'll be buying the Green Zone and Bagram for Euros on the non-existent dollar collar.
THE CURE for a PESTulated traZhcan left by BuZhco ?
Take out the garbage and RING the EXTERMINATOR !!
I't's said We the (Pooch) People have our own Pest control called Constitutional accountability.
Just let CONgress use their whistle - or We take it to the State Houses, even if it costs $5 buckZ a gallon of gaz to drive there, barking mad the whole way there!
NO MORE FucKin puppy pardons!
(Just ask the mutts at Marketwatch .. who're lockin and loadin ... Those crispy critters even managed to fucK the piss out of them.)
We paid for our licenses with our taxe$. Time the dawdling dawgcatcher$ give us People power - by putting the phucking pest$ in the pound !
Then - MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - although imFucKingpoverished.
ImFucKingpeach !
Let the curs of current CRAP, hang out humiliated in Houndsville --
THE HAGUE !!!!!
as this was international BITCHin' bites ..
That will muzzle them for at least through the next litter or a dozen and give them peaceful paws rather than fucKing fangz!
Simple, but not EZ .. although them BASTARD SHITsters must be quarantined.
They've fleeced us, now let them pick out their own fucKing fleas.
What I growl is only wordz, not WAR CRIMES.
Them Baddies did willfully commit crass crimes; now let them do the time.
Life should not be such a BITCH.
BARK!
( This puppy spent too much time in Throgg's Neck !)

by ladybroadoak (38 articles, 20 quicklinks, 12 diaries, 390 comments) on Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 12:42:25 AM

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