"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."~~-Mark Twain
The report continues: "The heat from these fires, the investigators said, caused the beams on the lower floors of the east side of the tower to expand, ultimately causing a girder on the 13th floor to disconnect from a critical interior column that supported the building’s long floor spans. Once the 13th floor gave way, a cascade of floor failures started down to the fifth floor, leading to the overall collapse of the tower."
All righty, then. Case closed. Turns out the whole shebang is exactly what our Dear Leaders have been telling us all along. Whew . . . what a relief, too. Impossible to imagine that our Dear Leaders would, well, you know, make sh*t up. Try to confuse us. And, anyway, ya' gotta ask yourself, why in the world would they do that??
So, all you conspiracy theorists, time to move on. Nothin' to see here. Let's go. Keep the traffic moving. C'mon. Don't make me say it again. Head 'em up and move 'em out.
What else ya' got? Obama picked his running mate yet? Boy, the Chinese are sure kickin' our asses in the gold medal department, right? Hey, did you hear what that crazy old coot Lieberman said today . . .?