living or dead is purely coincidental.
Documents brought to light as banks collapse.
Investigators have uncovered secret documents revealing that Al-Quaida
is actually a subsidiary of the notorious Bush Family.
Documents reveal Halliburton founded to incite war, create huge profits.
In 1951, an unknown oil-well maintenance man, "Big Bill" Halliburton,
realized after a late-night drinking binge that war was becoming obsolete.
He saw that a commercial entity which enabled wars to be fought and
encouraged war would reap huge profits and eventually kill everything on earth
and have it all to themselves.
"Hah, hah, hah, hah!," he is quoted as saying, "I have discovered the secret
of life-- er, death, --whatever!" So he set out to find the lowest, most disgusting
family on earth to help him in his new project. Hearing about a notorious
misanthropic psychopath named Ali Baba Bush, Halliburton appealed
for his help.
"Look," he is reported to have said, "You organize a secret group
called 'Al-Quaida' that commits cowardly and dastardly deeds, and I will
found a war-support-services company--"
"Together, we will ensure that wars, big and little, never end."
Today, Ali Baba Bush leads a low-profile life in Geneva, Switzerland,
having deposited his enormous ill-gotten gains in several Swiss Banks.
The secret kinship continues with Ali Baba in Europe and the rest of the
Bush crime family spread out in North America, pretending to be
horrified by events which actually are making them wealthier and wealthier.
"This will not stand," said G.H.W. Bush; "We will eliminate the evildoers,"
said G.W. Bush. But Ali Baba Bush will have the last word and "Big Bill",
who was last seen riding a camel into the desert, shouting "Hah,Hah,Hah,Hah!"--
could not be located for comment.
love holds the stars in their courses-- Maya Angelou