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1. Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. ~MRC
2. No matter how fast I run or how far I go, the horizon is just out of reach. ~MRC
3. Anything worth doing is worth signing. ~MRC
4. If you won't sign it, don't do it. ~MRC
5. It was almost more than I could enjoy. ~MRC
6. Let's do it your way. I'll then have the right to complain when things go wrong. ~MRC
7. As you ramble on through life brother whatever be your goal, keep your eye upon the donut and not upon the hole. ~MRC
8. Do nothing and you will make no mistakes. ~MRC
9. What is about me that you find irresistible? ~MRC
10. Enough about me, let's talk about my grandchildren. ~MRC
11. Happiness stands on three legs; love, work and play. ~MRC
12. Do your best. It's more fun than just getting by. ~MRC
13. Do you have any contributions to make to the, "Condensed Encyclopedia Of Human Knowledge"? ~MRC
14. You can quote me on that, but only in context, with attribution and compensation. ~MRC
15. You have a right to read what I write and to write what I read, but not to write what I wrote. ~MRC
16. No one is absolutely useless --- they can always serve as a horrible example.* ~MRC
17. Of course I am cranky --- I get up before breakfast every morning. ~MRC
18. I don't need an an analyst --- I know I hate my parents. ~MRC
19. If it's worth doing , it's worth doing later. ~MRC
20. I started yesteday; and I am already three days behind. ~MRC
21. A friend in need --- is a pest.* ~MRC
22. Acorns were good, till bread was found.* ~MRC
23. United we stand --- united we fall. ~MRC
24. Get out of my way --- I'm growing * ~MRC
25. Adversity makes us wise --- until the next misfortune. ~MRC
26. If a fool calls you a fool, consider yourself honored. ~MRC
27. We can learn from fools what not to do. Now, if we can only tell who the fools are. ~MRC
28. Beware the anger of a patient man.* ~MRC
29. A soft answer turneth away wrath -- and so doth a big stick. ~MRC
30. Pride often apes humility.* ~MRC
31. I am the world's greatest living expert on me.* ~MRC
32. Sometimes you really can't get there from here. ~MRC
33. We are all part of the greatest show on earth. ~MRC
34. Parody is the sincerest form of imitation. ~MRC
35. Beware --- life is terminal.* ~MRC
36. An audience is often uneccesary ~MRC
37. Behold the turtle, he gets ahead only when he sticks his neck out.* ~MRC
38. If I breakeven, I feel I am ahead of the game. ~MRC
39. I'm off to the uncharted worlds of tomorrow.* ~MRC
40. Relationships aren't fixed like machines; they're nurtured like plants.* ~MRC
41. What is wrong with comparing apples and oranges? One is juicier than the other. ~MRC
42. I am very creative --- I remember something new every day.* ~MRC
43. Sometimes you can correctly judge a book by its cover. ~MRC
44. You can often judge a magazine by its cover. ~MRC
45. Half a brain is enough for he who does not think.* ~MRC
46. A broken bow is good enough for he who does not hunt.* ~MRC
47. I am absolutely certain --- everything is ambiguous. ~MRC
48. Consider everything an experiment.* ~MRC
49. I tried to pump myself up --- but I couldn't find the handle.* ~MRC
50. You are, and will always be ... the World's greatest living expert on you.* ~MRC
51. If you've got a dime, call someone who cares. ~ Janie Schmidt
52. I want to help you out, which way did you come in? ~ Janie Schmidt
53. Don't go through that screen Grandma, you might strain yourself. ~ Janie Schmidt
54. There are a lot of people in this world who are perfect and have never made a mistake. We should just accept their criticism and aspire to emulate their infallibility. ~ MRC & DDS
55. I started out with nothing....I still have most of it. * ~ Bill Carbone
56. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded * ~ Bill Carbone
57. If all is not lost, then where is it? * ~ Bill Carbone
58. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. * ~ Bill Carbone
59. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. * ~ Bill Carbone
60. The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging. * ~ Bill Carbone
61. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. * ~ Bill Carbone
62. I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few. * ~ Bill Carbone
63. It's not the pace of life that concerns me. It's the sudden stop. * ~ Bill Carbone
64. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. * ~ Bill Carbone
65. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. * ~ Bill Carbone
66. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you are in the bathroom. * ~ Bill Carbone
67. If God wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees. * ~ Bill Carbone
68. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. * ~ Bill Carbone
69. Lead me not into temptation. I can find my own way. * ~ Bill Carbone
70. A closed mouth gathers no feet. * ~ Bill Carbone
71. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. * ~ Bill Carbone
72. It's not hard to meet expenses...they are everywhere. * ~ Bill Carbone
73. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. * ~ Bill Carbone
74. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. * ~ Bill Carbone
75. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. * ~ Bill Wilson
76. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.* ~ Bill Wilson
77. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.* ~ Bill Wilson
78. Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?* ~ Bill Wilson
79. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.* ~ Bill Wilson
80. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.* ~ Bill Wilson
81. An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.* ~ Bill Wilson
82. There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.* ~ Bill Wilson
83. People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.* ~ Bill Wilson
84. It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.* ~ Bill Wilson
85. I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.* ~ Bill Wilson
86. Anything free is worth what you pay for it.* ~ Bill Wilson
87. Indecision is the key to flexibility.* ~ Bill Wilson
88. It hurts to be on the cutting edge.* ~ Bill Wilson
89. If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.* ~ Bill Wilson
90. I don't get even, I get odder.* ~ Bill Wilson
91. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.* ~ Bill Wilson
92. I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.* ~ Bill Wilson
93. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.* ~ Bill Wilson
94. I am a nutritional overachiever.* ~ Bill Wilson
95. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.* ~ Bill Wilson
96. I am having an out of money experience.* ~ Bill Wilson
97. I plan on living forever. So far, so good.* ~ Bill Wilson
98. I am in shape. Round is a shape.* ~ Bill Wilson
99. I'm not afraid of heights - I'm afraid of widths.* ~ Bill Wilson
100. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.* ~ Bill Wilson
101. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.* ~ Bill Wilson
102. If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.* ~ Bill Wilson
103. I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though.* ~ Bill Wilson
104. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.* ~ Bill Wilson
105. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.* ~ Bill Wilson
106. One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.* ~ Bill Wilson
107. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.* ~ Bill Wilson
108. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.* ~ Bill Wilson
109. Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.* ~ Bill Wilson
110. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.* ~ Bill Wilson
111. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.* ~ Bill Wilson
112. Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.* ~ Bill Wilson
113. You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.* ~ Bill Wilson
114. Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional ~*
115. Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich ~*
116. Veni, Vedi, Visa; I came. I Saw. I Shopped. ~*
117. At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All
118. Seek simple solutions.
119. Use the 7 magic words... / "I have a problem - please help me"
120. Don't rush to judgement --- / steep yourself in the problem for at least a short time.
121. Commit yourself to a solution ... / Believe there is a solution, and don't give up.
122. Strive for perfection ... / but settle for adequacy on an interim basis.
123. Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.
124. When things are going good ... / pay close attention
125. When you have a vague general feeling that something is wrong ... /something IS wrong.
126. Play your hunches.
127. Be certain the problem is worth solving ... / Benign neglect may be best.
128. Ignore your problems ... / they often go away spontaneously.
129. Keep your investment low ... / be prepared to survive a failure.
130. Don't be afraid to fail.
131. Consider everything in life an experiment
132. We can learn more from our failures than our successes.
133. Ask for, recognize and accept God's help.
134. Look up and reach for the moon or you'll never see the stars. ~ MaryP
135. It's what you learn after you know it all that counts ~ Doreen
136. If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes. ~ Debbie Trueblood
137. You can die mad, or you can get over it. ~ Debbie Trueblood
138. If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. ~ Debbie Trueblood
139. I couldn't wait for success... so I went ahead without it. ~ Bill Carbone
140. Gardeners know the good dirt. ~ Marlene
141. From dust I came, to dust I go, in between I garden ~ Marlene
142. You know you are old when you forget how to start your rocking chair! ~ MCW