Preschool Pork

These little piggys want a free market,

Those little piggys want none;

These little piggys want no regulations,

Those little piggys want some;

These little piggys want a global economy,

Those little piggys are scum.

These little piggys hate unions,

Those little piggys like some;

These little piggys want cheap labor,

Those little piggys want slaves;

The little piggys will be happy

When we all are in our graves.

All the little piggys are insatiable,

Stuffed with lies and greed;

They never have enough--

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