These days there is a plethora of garbage everywhere but in one important location. All over the planet people are piling up garbage, the poor are combing through garbage, and new garbage dumps are filling up, only to be turned into green-scaped parks. In the Pacific Ocean there is a new continent the size of Texas forming of garbage.
But alas, in one small corner of America, there is a shortage of garbage. This is a reminder that not everybody has enough. But you can help.
We all take our garbage out to the curb to be hauled to our local dump once a week. This week, I'm asking that we do something different. This week, don't forget to take out the garbage-- just mail it to the McCain Campaign. It is critical they get an adequate supply of garbage before they run out. At the rate they are spewing garbage, they will run out of garbage well before election day, and there is a very limited supply of garbage he can spew about Obama. So help John McCain by sending him your garbage. You will not miss it. You will see it again and again, on TV. Have a heart. Help out a desperate old guy by keeping him in his preferred environment. In this case, giving is truly better than receiving.