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Politics Of The Turd Sausage

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President Obama signed a secret order to support the Syrian rebels and Chick- Fil- A   is now the topic of the day. I would recommend    another fast food though- the   Turd- Fil- A.   Then those   "conservatives' could really make a line.

It is not for the first time   we   have that. Remember the " turd sandwich"?

Our President and all of us had become    experts in human coprophagia. No imagination.. Imagine that we   read the following:

-           President Putin had authorized the   secret help to North   Dakota militia.

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That would be neat to see. I am imagining the line of idiots starting with Bill O'Reilly shouting   their heads off to break   the relations   with Russia, to go to DEFCON 3. etc. Now they are too engaged with Chick-Fil --A.   No biggie about    Syria.

We all know why it is no biggie: we do that all the time. We, the US turdfileconsumers   had authorized the direct invasion   on another's sovereignty   as we did it all along, as we sort of   do by default.   We   have   it our blood since our ancestors stole the land   from the Indians. We   love   our   Presidents eating other countries for breakfast, lunch and dinner.   That turns us on. It is better than sex which we don't really have because we are eunuchs.

Sometimes it is good to remember something. In 1936 Herman Goering   pointed at   the contours of Czechoslovakia on the map and said to a   French minister:

-           Look, what a funny-looking shape. It looks   like   a sausage ready to be eaten.

We all know what happened to that sausage- eater afterwards.   Not a pretty picture at all. Our current chick- fil-eaters   think that they   are smarter than   Goering.   That's a mistake of all human coprophags- they think that   sauce is everything, that they know how to make such a hypocritical gravy that any turd will just.. slide   down the throat of Humankind   without any problem. They eat sh*t   all the time; why not   feed all the other people with it?

As I said, we did it, not Obama. The sh*t is ours, it hits the fan. Maybe   some   of us   got used to it and   consider that   there is   not much of   a matter   what you swallow because you are a co*ksucker anyway.   I, for one thing, do not   consider myself as such.   So I still feel a difference in taste.    I had been fed sh*t for a very   long time. It is time to go for a hunger strike.   That is if you are still alive.

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