OpEdNews - Article: Politician Campaigning To Eliminate The Job He's Running For (Video)

Okay, here's the story.

I'm running for auditor of Middletown Township in Bucks County, PA.

My book on learning from failure -"Great Failures of the Extremely Successful...Mistakes, Adversity, Failure and other Steppingstones to Success" (www.greatfailure.com) - is required reading at the Wharton School of Business. It would be a failure in itself if I did not admit the job of auditor is purely a governmental waste of time. It might have been necessary at one time, but today it is like your appendix. It has no function, serves no purpose and should be removed when it gets inflamed. So it is that, once elected, I'll work diligently to get rid of the office...before it is damaged or irritated. But, until the township agrees to eliminate this nothing job, I will do the nothing required of me. For no one does nothing better than me. (Check the video below all the advertisements to see my campaign commercial)

Once elected, most politicians won't tell you they'll end up doing nothing. I'm the only one to make that a campaign pledge.

Steve Young, Doing nothing for you.
Can I count on you to do nothing for me?

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P.S. To date I've been endorsed by MSNBC's Ed Schultz, Elayne Boosler and Squiggy. Seriously. Lenny should show up any day.