(Article changed on January 16, 2014 at 19:35)
A party for America ( by ThisCantBeHappening!)
This poem is based on two assumptions:
1) A party is good for the American People.
2) There actually are "American People".
So, let's have a party and invite the American People!
Let's have a theme.
We'll get everything we need from the party store!
There will be a DJ, and a huge cake.
And zombies serving finger food.
(The American People get zombies.)
There will be lots of young beautiful educated people
From other countries
Walking around nodding and smiling.
(The American People get foreigners.)
There will be a dog there so the American People