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Let's put Joe the plumber

On the ballot;

He recites his lines just like a parrot.

He's everyman

Just like you,

Redder than red

Don't care much for blue.

If your pipes

Spring a leak

You can count on Joe;

He'll be there -- in a week.

He don't like those liberals

He wants to be free to roam and romp

He'll never need no Workmens' Comp.

He ain 't got health insurance

He don't expect it

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He can see Sarah the Parrot can have her rightful ... by Margaret Bassett on Sunday, Nov 2, 2008 at 12:15:03 PM


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