After weeks of pesky ACLU media liberals, like ABC's Charles Gibson and CBS's Katie Couric, running around burning their bras, smoking pot, and treating Governor Sarah Palin with their condescending sexist attitude, Republican Company spokesman Sean Hannity interviewed Palin on his radio program yesterday and showed the country how Joseph Pulitzer does business.
Here's the unadulterated transcript:
SEAN HANNITY: Governor Sarah Palin, nice to have you with us. You're a great American.
GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN: Thanks, Sean. You're a great American.
HANNITY: Thank you, thank you. You know, Barack Obama is a jackass... How does that make you feel?
PALIN: Not good, Sean. Not too good at all. We all know that jackasses are a type of animal, you know? A little bit jack, but a little bit ass, too.
HANNITY: Well stated. Now Barack Obama is friends with terrorists. William Aires, Woody Guthrie, Saddam Hussein. It's well documented. Do you want to live in a country run by terrorists?
PALIN: I really don't, Sean. Terrorists are just so terrible. Terrorists want to destroy. John McCain is a maverick. He wants to create. Creating is better, Sean.
HANNITY: I couldn't agree with you more. Did you just quote the Bible? Wow. Either way. Now Obama has proposed trillions of dollars of taxes on average Americans. He's proposed taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes. Are we safe?
(Watch for Palin to use the italicized words in the debate. Drink every time she uses one.)
PALIN: Sean, I'm just so thankful that John McCain has opposed taxes that will hurt small businesses, small families and baby rabbits. You know, it's like Mom and Dad told us back on the good old home on the prairie. I think the American people are smarter than this. I think the American people are sick of Obama. I think the American people have two or three pairs of shoes and they are thinking about getting a third or fourth. I think the American people eat cheeseburgers on Wednesday and tacos on Thursday.
HANNITY: Let me ask you this, Governor. Now Joe Biden is one of the biggest tools ever. He can't get anything right; he's always tripping up over his own words. The man is a fool. Your thoughts...
HANNITY: Well... all those elitists in the media are working around the clock to make you look stupid, but your commentary here is brilliant. It really shows how qualified you are to be president. [Uncomfortable silence.]
PALIN:Oh, dear. Was that a question? Yes. The answer is...I do, Sean. I do! Oh Sean, make love to me right here, right now.
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