Palin meets her first world leaders in New York; Hypothetical Humorous Conversation

What did Palin and Karzai talk about, after that pleasant chirping about
Karzai's new child while the press was there for exactly 26 seconds? Do you still have a sense of humor? Since Reporters were kept out except for
photos, we have to wonder, eh?

This is what I imagined to have been their "photo-op" conversation:

Palin:  "Oh, Hamid: don't worry about those 60 little Afghani children
killed last month in the missile strikes, because that, as we say in my  
Alaska National Guard, is "acceptable collateral damage"; if you are still  
bothered, come on up to Alaska and we can kill some moose, caribou, and   wolves!!!! We have state paid for airplanes to shoot down from, kind of like in Vietnam, you know?"

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