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OBAMA IS GAY AND CIVILIZATION IS DOOMED! As Expected, The Wingnuts Are Out In Full Force. Cue Laughter.

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CRAZY LADY USHERS IN THE AGE OF HILARIOUS  

It's been said before. We've made a religion out of entertainment and an entertainment out of religion, and no one entertained us more last week than a lady who ranted:

"A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don't have AIDS yet," she said."Hillary Clinton's roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms."
"Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus' kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!"

Later, it was discovered that Ms.   Svoboda   was a certifiable schizophrenic ...and:

Nonetheless, Jane   Svoboda   is a registered lobbyist at the Capitol, and she usually speaks twice a month during the council's open mic sessions. She also frequents the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus, where she hands out fliers and is known as the "Crazy Blue Protesting Lady."

Her brother and legal guardian, Patrick   Svoboda   lamented  "that people were not more understanding of her mental illness. Money quote from Patrick: "... she's not some crazy conservative."

Yes, we knew the wingnuts would come out swinging with a vegeance   against Barack Obama.   

Here's a small list of Headlining quotes:  

Manny   Pacquiao : "Gay Men Should Be 'Put to Death'"

Pat Robertson : "Obama makes me sick to my stomach"

Pastor Jim   Garlow : " Oppposing   gay marriage may cost us our lives."

Paul Cameron: "Obama is gay." and "Gays should be imprisoned before they rape kids"

Franklin Graham: "Obama has shaken his fist at God. May God help us!"

Bishop Harry Jackson: " The Enemy wants [marriage equality] to be a legacy, or a seed that is planted in this generation that corrupts, perverts and pollutes...generations to come."

Bryan Fischer: "Obama is toast... just handed the election to Mitt Romney because he favors behavior that will kill you if you don't catch yourself in time"

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Rev. Dan Vojir is has been writing/blogging on religion and politics for the better part of ten years. A former radio talk show host (Strictly Books €" Talk America Radio Network) and book publisher, Dan has connected with some of the most (more...)
 
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Will they ever stop making us laugh? ... by Rev. Dan Vojir on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 5:25:45 AM
So when can we STOP laughing? November 6?... by Rev. Dan Vojir on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 9:48:01 AM
"And if I choose to laugh, 'tis that I may not wee... by GAYLE LIN on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 4:18:09 PM
Until the Right can muster spokespeople who don't ... by Stump Parrish on Thursday, May 17, 2012 at 2:34:04 PM