Noted Homo-Hater Named Honorary Gay/Lesbian Person

(OKLAHOMA CITY)  To commemorate National Coming Out Day on Saturday, October 11, 2008, I am exercising my gay genetic heritage and declaring Rep. Sally Kern of Oklahoma an honorary gay/lesbian person in recognition of the fine work she has done to keep our community's issues in the forefront of media attention, both here in Oklahoma and nationwide.

In a country turned upside down by religious and financial turmoil I feel that it is important to keep our American values straight and forthright.  Her latest pronouncements have illustrated the debt our gay brothers and sisters owe to her.   http://tinyurl.com/3qenfk and  http://tinyurl.com/4jjsdz

RESOLUTION

Whereas:  Mrs. Kern has defended the 2nd Amendment right to bear arms by exercising civil disobedience in carrying a gun twice into the State Capitol in Oklahoma City  http://tinyurl.com/5vfh7v

Whereas:  Mrs. Kern has shown us how to defend the 1st Amendment by her attempt to remove gay-supportive books from public libraries http://newsok.com/article/2934605

Whereas:  Mrs. Kern has demonstrated her profound patriotism by diverting the public's attention away from terrorism and towards gay/lesbian equality  http://tinyurl.com/6ggxu6

Whereas:  Mrs. Kern has helped populate our ranks with new members  http://tinyurl.com/34gg3d

Whereas:  Mrs. Kern has directed media attention towards the inequalities of living openly as a gay man or woman in the USA  http://tinyurl.com/4gy4yb

Whereas:  Mrs. Kern has helped educate parents and legislators about gays and lesbians with her P-FLAG interview  http://tinyurl.com/484bax

Be it resolved that:  Mrs Sally Kern, Republican legislator in House District 84, in the State of Oklahoma, be recognized as an honorary gay/lesbian person for the rest of her God-given natural life.