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Dateline, Smoky Mountains:

Hidden in the deepest valleys of the Bible Belt, a new movement is forming among people who would like to have war, but, due to liberal giveaways to immigrants and schools, can't afford it.

Ever resourceful, these hard-headed, whisky-drinking True Americans have found a solution to the total dearth of war in their neighborhood.

The War On War..

They and their neighbors from nearby hills and valleys not yet filled with coal-mining debris and rich-folks' Virginia Mountaintops are fighting the only war they can afford. Volunteers die daily, not shot with expensive ammunition, but by holding their breath and falling down, fulfilling their All-American destiny to have a war of their very own or die generously that their families might erect monuments in their memory.

The War On War

-- No Bombs, No Bullets, and No Tanks.

Fought in the comfort of your own home at low cost,

with low-interest loans available to landowners.

Be the first in your neighborhood to fight:

The War On War

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