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1. The TV show   Brothers and Sisters will be renamed into Sisters and Sisters.

2. All black people who call each other brothers  will be put on the non- fly  list.

3. The Bill will be introduced in Congress to  perform a background check on all  people buying  pressure- cookers, percolators and coffee-makers (that is actually a  real suggestion- MS).

4. Philadelphia will be  renamed from the City of Brotherly Love to  the City of Sisterly Sorrow.

5. A study  will be commenced  on how many Americans wish to die for Jesus Christ to confront the people who want to die for Islam.

6. The Jefferson Memorial will be pulled down because it resembles a Mosque.

7.  Hollywood will initiate  a mutual  project with Russia on the suspense thriller 'Sister Alyonyshka and Brothers Tzarnaev'.
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8.  General Petraeus  will teach a course in the University  'The diversity issue with the people US attacks on all continents.'

9. From now on the name of Tamerlan, the ancient   Asian ruler and conqueror,  'The Iron lame-man'  will  not be mentioned in any history textbooks of the US and Margaret Thatcher will be mentioned instead. That would be easy because Tamerlan was not mentioned anyway.

10. From now on  all brothers from the families entering  the US legally will be put on the terrorist watch list as  a precautionary measure.

11. From now on the white population in the US will not be called ' Caucasian' but instead will be called 'Judeo-Anglo-Saxon'.

On a serious note: I am  by no means mocking the tragedy of the Boston  bombings but I would like to point out to the notoriety theater  typical for our  MSM.
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The writer is 57 years old, semi- retired engineer, PhD, PE, CEM. I write fiction on a regular basis and I am also 10 years on OEN.

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That's all what is left for us.... by Mark Sashine on Thursday, Apr 25, 2013 at 7:05:24 AM
He would surely be put back on the no fly list (or... by Maxwell on Thursday, Apr 25, 2013 at 3:30:06 PM
What happens when a kennedy gets put on the no-fly... by Kim Cassidy on Saturday, Jun 1, 2013 at 7:40:14 PM
are we as a group headed, Mark?  What's going... by Don Caldarazzo on Thursday, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:55:11 PM
But, I cry instead. The people are eating the fe... by Paul Repstock on Friday, Apr 26, 2013 at 1:00:06 PM