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My Cats are Politicians!

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Indeed they are!
-We all voted to get a couple of cats. Those cats needed us--they would have been tossed to the bulldogs without our rescue.
- We brought them in --gave em a comfy home with free medical and free food.
Then I noticed that neither of them answered me when I called. They just laid there giving a slight yawn and stared at me like--what do you want now!
- I thought nothing of it until I noticed that Dylan had the upper hand---he just shook his little bag of goodies and they came running straight to him!!
- All of us take care of the cats needs and keep their litter box free of crap but it is Dylan that gets all the attention because he has the bag of goodies!!
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- My cats are indeed a couple of career politicians. I am thinking hard about getting a large dog. Maybe a labrador that loves me and will attack when I say to!! Labs are energetic and happy to do anything to please.. Intelligent--I have heard them called but they are not prone to yawn and stare when you call them! They might tear up my couch but they will protect my home!!
- Yes indeed--a lab is what I will get! I will settle for nothing less!
When the cats come running to my bed in an effort to get away from the dog--I will toss them in the next room and lock my bedroom door! I have no doubt they will try to weasle their way under the door but I also know that their head has grown too big to fit! So scratching and clawing will soon fade into hiding in any nook that is too small for my lab to invade.
- The thought excites me so much--I might get 2 labs!!!
Cynthia
- (this was a joke--I would never let my cats be mauled by a dog)
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The technical definition of a cat:  Nothing more ... by Doc "Old Codger" McCoy on Wednesday, Jul 22, 2009 at 12:00:50 PM
(Cynthia writes) Don't know about the tech definit... by Bia Winter on Thursday, Jul 23, 2009 at 8:33:13 AM
Considering that their brains are about half the s... by GL Rowsey on Wednesday, Jul 22, 2009 at 7:26:49 PM
Did you put up the picture of the cats on the TV w... by Bia Winter on Thursday, Jul 23, 2009 at 8:18:58 AM
You may love that picture, but do you love cats?... by GL Rowsey on Saturday, Jul 25, 2009 at 9:36:00 PM
but are not alone in the animal world in sharing t... by John Sanchez Jr. on Thursday, Jul 23, 2009 at 8:20:02 AM