Mimes and Ravi Eradicate Terrorists

Now we're worried about American citizens becoming

terrorists. "We've got to grow the military-- is not the answer.

A nation wins the hearts of Ravis at home and abroad by fielding a

different army. Deploying ten brigades of soldiers for the

foreseeable future insures we quickly replicate the Roman Empire's

final years. We need a smart army that peacefully and economically

wins hearts and minds.

Five of them watched. The six-footer kept his arms folded

over his chest. Occasionally, he spoke to his gang. We offered

"hellos." They coolly continued observing us sweat.
The day before, they weren't at the village welcoming

ceremony. They didn't see the mothers usher no, push -- their

scared four year old daughters in their immaculate white and red

dresses toward us, as we stood thirty feet away in front of their

awaiting village procession. They weren't there to watch those

fear struck children in their best precious outfits become lap kids

seeking tickles.

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