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The following is an interview with America's Progressive Pooch,   Sacky:

Terry: What do you think of Governor Scott Walker's plan to be Chancellor of Wisconsin?

Sacky: Huh?

Terry: Governor Scott Walker wants legislation so that if he determines that a city, town or even school district in Wisconsin is in financial jeopardy, the law would allow the state to dismantle entire cities, dissolving locally elected government.   Much like Rick Snyder has done in Michigan.

Sacky: And the voters let him back in.   I was sure he would be recalled. He has MAD COW disease. His brain has melted. Does he want us to Goose Step and say Heil Walker? He's got Mad Cow!

Terry: Hmmm. Well I have to say Sacky; Governor Walker's behavior has been reprehensible. But do you really think he has Mad Cow?

Sacky: Of course he has Mad Cow. He cannot simply dissolve an elected city government. You cannot overthrow the choices of people.   He must have gotten it from the Cheese.

Terry:   They did it in Michigan, and Sacky, you cannot spread rumors about Wisconsin Cheese. Wisconsin is America's Dairy-land! Are you telling me Wisconsin Dairy is tainted?

Sacky: Yep! One cow heard about the Paul Ryan "Path To Prosperity" she laughed so hard she went Mad.

Terry: You cannot get Mad Cow from laughing. Now behave yourself. Besides, what is so funny about the "Path to Prosperity"?

Sacky: What's funny?   Instead of Medicare, Ryan wants seniors to buy coverage from a private insurer. Looks like prosperity all right, for insurance companies!

Terry: So Paul Ryan would do away with Medicare as we know it and force seniors to purchase private insurance?

Sacky: Yep! The poop is he also wants to decrease taxes on the wealthy and corporations just like all the GOP.. Claims that will make more jobs! He is counting on Alzheimer's disease.

Terry: Alzheimer's disease?

Sacky: Yeah. He is hoping people will forget that trickle down did not work for the past thirty years. The top end got the gravy and the pipe was clogged the rest of the way down. Not much for the rest of us. That is just the beginning.

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Sacky is America's favorite progressive pooch.&nbs... by Terry Hirneisen on Monday, Jun 18, 2012 at 7:29:11 PM
She tells it like it is and because she is so damn... by Jillian Barclay on Tuesday, Jun 19, 2012 at 7:55:49 PM