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Can I laugh? I would like to laugh..
Please, let me laugh
- Will of the people
When President Obama came to power he first went to McDonalds and addressed the stranger asking his opinion on the administration. Apparently the man was irritated and told our President to "Go, f&ck thyself'. And since that moment our President is doing exactly that.
- Al-Qaeda on the Moon
Homeland Security had discovered a Vacuum Cell of Al- Qaeda on the Moon from which they send DHL parcels filled with explosives. A special project is commissioned to send a Russian Spetznaz to eradicate that cell. The mission is one- way. There is a big push in Congress to send Hillary Clinton as a Commander of the Mission.
- The Conspiracy
Glenn Beck in his recent broadcast claimed that the Moon expedition above was actually a prison ship to exile to the Moon the salt of the conservative movement: Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Dick Cheney, Sharron Angle and himself. There is no comment from the White House.
- Cooperation
A working agreement was signed between the Tea-Party leadership and progressives. According to the published information the progressives will consider Sarah Palin as a savior, abandon all their support of the Dems and put their resources under the Tea-Party command. Tea- Party promised never to forbid progressives to drink latte.
- Dancing with the sparks
Our President Obama had exceeded the President Bush's achievement. Bush only read a book about little goat to the children while WTC was being toppled. Obama dances with children in India while the whole US is being toppled.
- Salem's Lot
Premier Netanyahu had just reminded President Obama that a Capital of the State of Israel is called Jerusalem. President Obama told Premier Netanyahu that there was a lot of Jerusalems in the US, some even have vampires, but none of them have any Jews.
Maybe that's a matter of a Lot?
- The experiment
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