JOHN McCAIN NAMED FIRST RECIPIENT OF THE "Y'GOTTA BE KIDDIN'" AWARD

Hello, and welcome to the very first Y'Gotta Be Kiddin' Award Ceremony.

Named after legendary Danish Mayor, Yugotz Tabekiddin, who once took credit for ending a civil dispute he had started in the village of Ikea, due to every man, man and woman relocating to Copenhagen, the Y'Gotta Be Kiddin' Award is presented weekly to the person who epitomizes Tabkiddin's spectacular balls by thinking that anyone in their right mind could possibly buy their line of pure, unprocessed crap.

We'll be presenting the award every week until we run out of people or organizations who deserve the recognition.

Our very first awardee is the man who this week stood before the whole world, as leader of the party that for most of the past eight years lead this country into an unnecessary and said READ THE REST OF THE AWARD PRESENTATION HERE

Award-winning TV writer, Steve Young, is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" (www.greatfailure.com) and blogs at the appropriately named steveyoungonpolitics.com