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What the heck-- if I was a right wing ten billionaire, a lot less than the Koch brothers, and not even among the top 30 billionaires in the US " here are some thoughts.  

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If I wanted to hold on to my money, avoid taxes, and build my power and influence, I'd invest in Congress. 

There are 535 legislators in Congress. If I spent $100,000 on each, that'd be about $54 million, a half a percent of my $10 billion net worth-- a tiny pittance in exchange for cheap purchase of loyalty and support on key issues. Of course, I wouldn't give $100,000 to each-- the un-removable, safe Democrats and that Socialist in Vermont, Bernie Sanders would not get any, so it would work out to maybe $25- 30 million-- just $12 to $15 million a year-- pocket change for a billionaire. That said, I'd also invest in the 80% or more of Democrats who are very comfortable selling out the 99% when it comes to health care, big pharma, food safety corporate globalization, ecology, sustainable energy. Those Democrats are as good as Republicans on a lot of the issues billionaires care about. 

And I'd give extra money to the biggest whores in Congress-- particularly the ones from the smallest states or the most right wing states. 

I'd find ways to give big money to SCOTUS relatives and causes the five Supreme Court Justices valued. Say two million a year-- $400,000 per justice.  I wonder what causes John Roberts wife cares about. Add an additional $200,000 a year to pay for an investigative team so we know the answers to that question and similar ones-- how to make the SCOTUS five happy. FIgure 2.5 million.

I'd fund a number of organizations that would work to influence Republican judicial appointees. Take the judges on junkets to exotic islands, feed them at expensive union busting restaurants like Capital Grill.  Figure $4 million. 

I'd invest in media companies where I could support messaging that helped me and hurt the opposition. It doesn't matter if they lose money. Figure $5 million. 

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I'd promote Ayn Rand-- fund movies, fund discussions, maybe spend a million on 20 or 40 Ayn Rand promoting sock puppets. 

I'd hire, using third party or more distanced agents, to maintain deniability, teams of sock puppets to sow confusion and distraction among Democrats, liberals, progressives, socialists, etc. The goal would be to get them off track. Some sock puppets would bring  up conspiracy theories. Others would attack government, with the goal of making people trust government less in all its dimensions. After all, investing in Grover Norquist's effort to shrink government so it was small enough to drown in a bathtub, it would make sense to  prime people to not want government.  Set the investment at $2 million. 

I'd wine and dine the few conservative celebrities in the arts and media, to get them supportive of my overt causes. $3 million. 

I'd work on doing all I could to destroy unions, inside and out. That might mean hiring some moles to make trouble, but it will also mean working with state legislatures. 

There are just under 7500 state legislators They come cheaper. Giving two thirds of them $10,000 each will cost just $5 million an election-- just $200,000 a month spread over two years.  Not even chickenfeed. 

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Then there are governors-- It's a bargain to throw another $5 million into  35 or 40 races. Loyalty goes a long way. 


Then, how about sucking in some of those young people already tenderized by evangelical churches and gun clubs. Build some "non-profit" organizations that support "american values." Hire recruiters, local organizers-- figure $2.5 million. 

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Rob Kall has spent his adult life as an awakener and empowerer-- first in the field of biofeedback, inventing products, developing software and a music recording label, MuPsych, within the company he founded in 1978-- Futurehealth, and founding, organizing and running 3 conferences: Winter Brain, on Neurofeedback and consciousness, Optimal Functioning and Positive Psychology (a pioneer in the field of Positive Psychology, first presenting workshops on it in 1985) and Storycon Summit Meeting on the Art Science and Application of Story-- each the first of their kind.  Then, when he found the process of raising people's consciousness and empowering them to take more control of their lives  one person at a time was too slow, he founded Opednews.com-- which has been the top search result on Google for the terms liberal news and progressive opinion for several years. Rob began his Bottom-up Radio show, broadcast on WNJC 1360 AM to Metro Philly, also available on iTunes, covering the transition of our culture, business and world from predominantly Top-down (hierarchical, centralized, authoritarian, patriarchal, big)  to bottom-up (egalitarian, local, interdependent, grassroots, archetypal feminine and small.) Recent long-term projects include a book, Bottom-up-- The Connection Revolution, debillionairizing the planet and the Psychopathy Defense and Optimization Project. 

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Hi, Rob, I'd like to go 50-50 with you on this!... by Nelson Wight on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 1:19:14 PM
when Knights Templar had too much power. Then King... by Mark Sashine on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 1:27:48 PM
Inspire people to do what ? Such a powerhouse of a... by Ad Du on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 1:57:41 PM
but  the goal could be different. Philippe wa... by Mark Sashine on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 2:10:41 PM
King Philip was a horrible "leader" if one could c... by Bill Johnson on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 3:11:57 PM
but  you forgot  that is was under Phili... by Mark Sashine on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 4:37:31 PM
restore democracy when almost everyone believes th... by Mark Adams JD/MBA on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 2:34:21 PM
convinced that they live in a democracy that they ... by Mark Adams JD/MBA on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 9:52:18 AM
"Of course, I wouldn't give $100,000 to each-- the... by Rixar13 on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 2:41:44 PM
"Of course, I wouldn't give $100,000 to each-- the... by Rixar13 on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 2:42:18 PM
I'd be a left-wing one. I'd be supporting Opednews... by Meryl Ann Butler on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 3:13:28 PM
If you were a billionaire, you'd be unquestionably... by Rob George on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 3:50:51 PM
so due to your age, I'll take that comment about b... by Meryl Ann Butler on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 5:31:30 PM
That's what it was and all it was. Neither one of ... by Rob George on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 12:20:07 AM
back to work!... by Meryl Ann Butler on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 1:14:25 AM
As usual, Rob, you deftly combine necessary thou... by Rob George on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 3:13:36 PM
if we only lived in a democracy.... by Mark Adams JD/MBA on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 12:32:58 PM
RIGHT___There is two kinds of democracy__The Repre... by jean labrek on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 6:30:06 PM
did not read my link explaining what a democracy i... by Mark Adams JD/MBA on Thursday, Mar 14, 2013 at 12:57:59 PM
That sounds a lot like CH Douglas' social credit t... by Derryl Hermanutz on Sunday, Mar 17, 2013 at 5:13:37 PM
Yes, that would be a sound investment plan. But th... by Simon Leigh on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 4:17:24 PM
That is profound. Of course you are right. They ad... by Timothy Gatto on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 5:58:34 PM
Right on and well said Timothy.... by jean labrek on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 6:11:23 PM
One the one hand you you describe handing money to... by BravoBull on Tuesday, Mar 12, 2013 at 7:13:56 PM
the "average" 44-55 year old has $100,000 in savin... by Ronald Martin on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 4:13:08 AM
The thorniest problem associated with placing a so... by John Sanchez Jr. on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 8:53:02 AM
Both the thoughtful and the thoughtless have gra... by Rob George on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 3:46:21 PM
You write knowledgeably about how the billionaires... by Susan Lee Schwartz on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 4:03:54 PM
and this from Think Progress Yesterday, we le... by Susan Lee Schwartz on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 4:48:48 PM
But you cite the LA Times as an example.  Unf... by BravoBull on Friday, Mar 15, 2013 at 10:55:38 AM
Interesting article suggesting more reading on the... by jean labrek on Wednesday, Mar 13, 2013 at 5:54:27 PM