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Human Coprophagia: The Policy Of The Turd Sandwich

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" In fact NBC White House reporter Savannah Guthrie told her viewers that sources had heard the president label the military action in Libya a "turd sandwich" in a closed-door meeting.'


  You, dear readers now know how your   leader speaks behind the closed doors. A cultured man.   A constitutional professor.   An educated man.   A Nobel Prize winner.   He calls an enterprise of bombing    people to oblivion   "a turd sandwich'.   People who live far way, people who never met him -- they are   a turd   sandwich for him.     How far   do

  we have to go to reach   The American President played by Michael Douglas, who said about bombing the Libyan security HQ, "I   was doing the least presidential thing now.'    Funny thing though;   this idea about bombing Libya was there all long. Yes, and bombing by the Democratic US administration.   On the other hand, you can go to war or attack someone   justly or unjustly and feel   strongly about it.   But the turd sandwich? I   can claim   the usage of the t- word in my Human Coprophagia series but Obama   surely went further.   That goes   a long way.

Human coprophagia is   a self-imposed sickness   when a person eats his/her sh&t and feels good about it. The   final stage is eating someone else's sh&t and feeling good about it. By sh&t here I do not mean the physical   thing. It is   a metaphor for all that   stuff    that   manifests itself in lies, hypocrisy, murder, genocide, selective   wars, murderous stupidity and deliberate madness. All that sh&t we are up to our ears in. According to all the symptoms our President is somewhere in   an advanced     transition to the final stage. And he had just   announced   that he is running for reelection. Will turd sandwiches be distributed to supporters for free?

Looks like that. The whole bunch of supporters had   their mouths open to receive the   stuff. Those are   our fellow- liberals.

Oh, what a thread we weave to support our   Incredible Jumping Prez!   Quaddafi   is   a bad man. He was a bad man all along. He wanted to kill all the people in Lybia. No, only the rebels in   Bengazi ( a month ago most of those couch warriors would not be able to find Bengazi on the map- MS).   No, he   threatened personally to rape all the rebel women. No, he   was a terrorist. No, he helped   the terrorists. No, his sons were too good in leading the armored divisions. No, he    threatened to drink all the oil. Etc. Etc.   Recognized that? Eat your checkers. Here is a real gem, "When giants fight little people have a chance. " That is if we bomb Libya those who survive will have a chance to live in democracy. OMG! Now I know why American Indians were exterminated. It was for their best! Those    who   survived the totalitarian tribal regimes could go democratic!   If they did not do that    it is because there was   something   wrong with them all along.    Folks, ever heard   of Borg? Those cubical    aliens in the Star Trek, Next Generation, the assimilators.   There Locutos, a Borg   is puzzled   that Klignons and others   do not want to be assimilated.

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-We only want to raise a quality of life for   all species,- he says.

- I like my species the way it   is,- answers the stubborn and apparently ungrateful Worf, the Klignon.

Ok,   maybe you   are not a   Trekkie. Then I have Hermann Goering for you. Remember that fat   Nazi Reichs- marshal who tool poison in Nuremburg?   In   1937 he was in full power and   once talked with a French   ambassador. He pointed at the map of Czechoslovakia and said,

-           What a funny form. Like a big sausage ready to be devoured.

A funny form. Big sausage. Turd sandwich.   50 million dead in WWII, nuclear bombing of Japan,   millions dead    in Vietnam, a million in Iraq,   thousands now in   Libya ( we are only warming up) and it is still   a   matter of a turd   sandwich for some. I have news for you, folks- it is a blood sausage.   And it hangs from our mouth.

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It hangs out for all to see because we allow that to   happen. Because we discuss ourselves and our attitudes instead of screaming bloody murder. Because the Incredible Jumping Prez   had filled us all with lead   like that Mark Twain's frog. Because deep down we don't care for those far-away brownish Moslems the same way the French did not care for some Czechs and that's why they let Goering   devour   lots of sausages on the map   before he went   for foi -gras and German armies marched through Paris. We don't care.

People, how many lives   does the Humankind have   to sacrifice for   the simple decency? And   will you please remember   the prophecy of Bertold Brecht:

And our cities

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