ROSENCRANTZ My lord, what have you done with the body?
HAMLET I've reunited it with what it's related.
ROSENCRANTZ Tell us where it is, we must get it to the chapel.
HAMLET Do not believe it.
ROSENCRANTZ Believe what?
HAMLET That I can keep some secrets, and then not others. Besides, to be scrutinized by a sponge--what type of response should there be from the son of a king?
ROSENCRANTZ You take me for a sponge my lord?
HAMLET Yes, one that soaks up the king's favor, his reward, his power. In the end, such officers serve him best. He squeezes you to find out what you know, and like a sponge, you're dry again.
ROSENCRANTZ I don't understand you my lord.
HAMLET I'm not surprised. Metaphor falls to sleep in the ears of idiots.
ROSENCRANTZ My lord, you must tell us where the body is and go with us to the king.
HAMLET The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body. The king is a thing.