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Oakland Protest by Bob Patterson

A verdict protest rally was held Tuesday evening in Oakland.

[Due to austerity budget measures the services of the fact checker have been eliminated for this column.

A very wealthy conservative who is upset with the impact the United States Supreme Court's ruling on gay marriage will have on family values has decided to form a corporation and will hire a bevy of extremely attractive young ladies to fill the board of directors and will then marry that person/corporation. His law staff assured him that it will be legal since corporations are people and since the definition of marriage has been expanded far beyond the limitations of "between a man and a woman," his marriage might offend some liberals who preach family values, but it will be a legal marriage.   He expects that some private tapes of his romps with the board of directors might actually win some adult film awards and that a reality TV show deal is a "gimme."   What young couch potato wouldn't enjoy the vicarious experiences of an old curmudgeon with the power to hire, fire, and manage a de facto harem?

Great Britain announced this week that the Queen has decreed that gay marriages will be legal. 

Speaking of "family values," the Armstrong and Getty radio show assures listeners that the mayor of San Diego, Bob Filner, will become famous nationally because of his hypocrisy regarding sexual exploitation.

Another news item about Sonoma County Supervisor Efren Carrillo, who may be charged because of a weekend incident, was featured on that radio show because it made a Democratic Party politician look like a family values hypocrite. 

Paul Krassner's opinion, awhile back, in The Realist magazine that the Democratic and Republican political parties in the USA were examples of the old "identical twins separated at birth" phenomenon caused extreme skepticism when we read those words.   After last weekend, when the Republicans hailed the verdict for the George Zimmerman trail and President Obama shrugged it off with a comment about how the jury had spoken, we noted that our opinion of Krasner's insight will have to be revised to a much higher level of esteem.

On the 8 a.m. CBS radio network news broadcast for Tuesday, July 16, 2013, listeners were informed about a violent reaction to the verdict in the Zimmerman trail occurred in a franchise for a well known fast food hamburger chain in Los Angeles CA.   Folks who actually live in that berg don't need to hear Jack Webb doing a voice over capsule description of their home town to know that more than one franchise operates in that large metropolitan area and that the specifics about which particular one was the scene of the fracas would be a relevant fact that should have been included in the news item.

The CBS audience also heard about another facet of the nation's reaction to the verdict and was told that a third night of unrest had occurred in Oakland.   Since it was a chilly gray overcast day the chance to run down to the Oakland City Hall area and see if we could get some photographs of the clean-up efforts for possible use with a weekend wrap-up column seemed like a constructive way to pass the time.   Some mediocre news photos were not worth using. 

On Tuesday night, we went down to the City Hall area of Oakland for a personal inspection of the potential trouble spot.   There were about two dozen people assembled there at 7 p.m. with four TV trucks and a large contingent of police standing by to handle any unlawful conduct.

On Wednesday night CBS Evening News did a feature story on the Civil War battle at Fort Wagner in Charleston harbor.   They noted that one fellow was awarded a Congressional Medal of Honor (which he received many years later in the mail) but didn't tell their viewers that the Fifty Forth Massachusetts Regiment, the first black unit recruited in the North, was engaged in a dispute over equal pay when they were given the assignment to attack Fort Wagner, which was, according to Otto Friedrich's article titled "the Trial of Sergeant Walker," a virtual suicide order.   A fellow who was a hero in that battle, Sergeant William Walker, was later executed for mutiny sparked by the equal pay dispute.   This week probably was a bad time to publicize any facts about American History containing any instances of racism. 

In an episode of "An American in England," broadcast in 1942, which, according to Joseph E. Persico's biography of Edward R. Murrow, was "a time when black GI's were being lynched by white American soldiers for dating English girls," hinted that there was some animosity based on racism occurring between the members of the American military stationed in Great Britain during WWII.

Speaking of racism and the military, until recently we had never heard of "the Double V" campaign, now we see that Bloomsburg Press has just published Rawn James, Jr.'s book titled "The Double V:   How Wars, Protests and Harry Truman desegregated America's Military." 

The public's enthusiasm for the America's Cup Races, which are being conducted on San Francisco Bay, has failed to generate a massive amount of interest for local sports fans.   Some of the contests have been described as one boat races, which might tend to diminish the amount of illegal wagering those contests could generate.   Not to worry, any financial shortfall caused by lower than expected attendance and related revenues will be covered by the local taxpayers.   San Francisco Chronicle columnist Jon Carroll Wednesday wrote:   "Conspicuous consumption, the kind represented by the extremely pricey -- and useless for anything else -- America's Cup boats is sort of rude in this era of austerity."  

We have been told that the one boat races are the equivalent of the timing of practice laps for a car race that are used to determine the starting positions for the participants in the race.   The intrigue factor for a lone boat sailing on the bay isn't quite as appealing as a chance to get an up close look at fast cars vying for the pole position at the Indianapolis 500. 

After being acquitted of the charges that Lizzie Borden used an ax to chop up her parents, did she convert her fame into a fortune?   Isn't becoming a pop culture star the ultimate step in the process of the rehabilitation of a person suspected of criminal activity?

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BP graduated from college in the mid sixties (at the bottom of the class?) He told his draft board that Vietnam could be won without his participation. He is still appologizing for that mistake. He received his fist photo lesson from a future (more...)
 

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