| Dick Morris is unhinged. The alleged Democrat and former Clinton advisor appeared on Sean "The Baby Jesus" Hannity's show on Fox "News" and suggested that, because President Obama is visiting the Holocaust Memorial without also visiting Israel, that action will somehow give the green light to Iran to fire up the nuclear weapons. OMFG, he's gone zanier than alleged Democrat Zig Zag Zell Miller! "I believe that Obama has basically decided to allow Iran to go nuclear," Morris raved to the already maniacal Hannity. "I think that he's telling Netanyahu that there's a linkage, somehow Netanyahu has to surrender additional land for a Palestinian state where as we know full well from the experience in giving the Palestinians Gaza, that as soon as they get territory, they set up rocket launchers and use it to attack Israel. I don't think that Obama realizes that Israel's existence now is at stake, that literally one atomic bomb dropped in the middle of Israel would kill six million Jews, the holocaust revisited." The rant continued. For a man without a visible neck, Morris sure can pack a lot of rabid ravings into a 30-second sound bite: "Now on his trip to the Middle East, which is cynical if nothing, he's going to visit the holocaust museum while not visiting Israel, and in doing so he's going to send a message to Iran that we're going to side with the Muslims in this . . . So what we're doing is we're telling Iran we're going to let you do whatever you want, but Israel, we're going to draw you up sharply if you act on our ideals." The preceding makes absolutely no sense. In the short (okay, not so short) decade since Morris worked for Clinton, he slugged enough Kool Aid to rot his frontal lobe. Last week Morris wrote a piece in which he decried the shoddy treatment of the Clintons by "Israel-hating" President Obama --"Hillary, the supposed friend of Israel, must sit by quietly and watch Iran get the bomb while trying all the while to stop Israel from preventing it. Even though Obama appointed Hillary, he clearly has not been willing to make her a co-president and confines her to the diminished role of her department," Morris whined, adding "Bill can't even make money. Denied the ability to accept speeches from foreign governments or their organs and fenced out of continuing his profitable relationship with the Emir of Dubai, he and his wife must accept the loss of the $13 million they spent on her campaign and sit by passively, unable to earn the money to replace it." Again, the preceding makes no sense. Bill just got a rather handsome paycheck for appearing with Raisin Brain in Canada. Whassamatter Dick? Did Hillary promise you some big cushy appointment if she got elected and now that Obama is President all you can do is kick your stubby little legs and wave your chubby little arms and throw a temper tantrum about the unfairness of it all? Somebody hand him a Zwiback biscut and a pacifier -- do they make them shaped like toes? Dick would like that. And keep this delusional crybaby DINO away from the cameras. |
