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GOP Lemmings 'Rebrand' -- Beyond the 'Party of Stupid'

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Knee-jerk House tantrums hit new comic highs as the Wily E. Coyote party continued its madcap leaps to self-destruction. Can't zealots who hate government find more imaginative ways not to govern? The latest cartoon antics only dramatize what happens when the party of stupid redefines itself downward:

1) How will the TP-GOP compete nationally after this laughable "rebranding" boomerangs?

2) Will not election penalties accrue to hostage-taking poseurs "begging America to fail," in Bill Clinton's phrase?

3) What if Obama is the second worst Washington negotiator, bowing to the Boehner Follies?

Oblivious to shame and ridicule, Republican extremists appear to learn nothing either from the failed '96 shutdown or the humiliating '11 payroll tax fiasco. Why should today's leap off the fiscal cliff not incur similarly severe intra-party denunciations of two years ago? Then Karl Rove conceded his party "lost the optics on it," Charles Krauthammer groused the GOP had "been entirely outplayed," and the WSJ bemoaned the "thoroughly botched the politics" that turned the payroll tax gambit into a "fiasco."

And yet over-the-top federal obstructionism represents only one side of the GOP's most compelling contradiction. To wit: rightwingers implode in Washington while still running roughshod not just over conservative bastions but centrist battleground state houses in MI, WI, PA, and FL. What works in backwater Wisconsin or Michigan thus strikes out under prime time, national scrutiny. Can big money, bad ideology, and sleazy marketing dominate locally (with whiter populations) but self-immolate in Congress? Where is any historic precedent for this dramatic schizophrenic split, as Republicans command writ small yet implode writ large. No wonder Tea Party fanaticism shrinks its popularity, and the latest bottom feeding will only makes things worse.

Aiding & Abetting the Enemy

Analysts have yet to explain this substantial, paradoxical mystery: why haven't crushing national defeats, many self-induced, impeded extremists from commandeering states Obama won more than once? Why do pitchforks and spittle work in otherwise competitive battleground regions but fail miserably in Washington? And why would Tea Partiers blindly exacerbate their failing status with rearguard battles against health reform? Remember, only once since WWII has the same party won three presidencies in a row. Imagine the grand irony if extremists end up boosting candidates, like looming Hillary Clinton, they can't stand?

To that end, loud-mouthed Tea Party con artists, like slick Ted Cruz, suffer no shyness, nor forego the delusion that sneering contempt wins over upcoming, alienated voters. Apparently, the right reckons that permanent hissy fits will obscure the endless lies they scatter like used confetti. Notably, as Obama lately revs up his own deception meter, Tea Bagging hustlers see and raise the limit: Obamacare is now a tsunami of death panels drowning America. How can elected politicians not perceive the blatant risk-reward formula beyond their district lines? Enough revulsion against obstructionism beyond stupid will produce a tsunami that will lower rightwing boats.

Rightwing Manifesto: Wrong is Right

Democratic blunders and wimpitude aside, huge majorities discredit Tea Party stances, perceived as wrong for zero jobs stimulus, shielding unfair taxation, governance by blackmail, defying immigration reform, and certainly impervious, racist Birtherism. No majority endorses privatizing Social Security, attacks on women's rights or abortion absolutism, let alone infrastructure negligence, rampant crony capitalism, and more "dumb" neocon wars. Don't values (and elections) eventually punish such wrangles of wrongheadedness? Other than adding some fuzzy sense the federal government is "too large," what Tea Party mantra has won over wider support in four years?

Understandably, against weak-kneed Obama, dogmatic inflexibility is defensible, but not when you're holding on by your fingernails. A few days of corporate wailing will shred House defiance, and sham budget/debt belligerence will fall like the payroll tax disaster. No doubt Republican wins (the sequester, historically low taxes, blunted regulations, Citizens United, and status quo Wall Street) foster the bellowing TP bleating against Obamacare. Of course it's easier to hate government when all is transfigured into evil, as "Obama's government."  

Whiter the Party Beyond Stupid?

So, the new "party beyond stupid" holds center stage in its three-ring circus, like willful inquisitors scouring for heretics to be indicted, then burned alive. How long before it matters that rival rightwingers have upped their rhetoric against each other, with Cruz clashing with McCain, Limbaugh with GOP leadership, and O'Reilly putting down Mitt Romney for not wanting "to be president of the United States, and that's why he lost." Right, squishy conservatives aren't just wrong, nor bad campaigners, but spineless nincompoops who don't know their own mind.

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Scamming on center stageI don't mind theatrical pe... by Robert S. Becker on Tuesday, Oct 1, 2013 at 1:20:34 PM
The problem is, the people (those that are comment... by anna kakol on Tuesday, Oct 1, 2013 at 4:30:26 PM
Thanks, Anna, for the comment. We shall see, but b... by Robert S. Becker on Tuesday, Oct 1, 2013 at 8:15:12 PM
I agree, once the Wall Street crowd put their two-... by anna kakol on Tuesday, Oct 1, 2013 at 8:37:12 PM
We will now hear the spin on how Obama and Rei... by Dennis Kaiser on Wednesday, Oct 2, 2013 at 5:35:11 AM
No, I think the GOP leadership, including Boehner ... by Robert S. Becker on Wednesday, Oct 2, 2013 at 10:17:12 AM
Boehner and Cantor ARE THEM... they are both from ... by Dennis Kaiser on Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 5:20:07 AM
I don't take away from their viciousness but I don... by Robert S. Becker on Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 9:18:36 AM
So as soon as you see that people you can see are ... by Mark Sashine on Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:00:42 AM
Ah, sneaking in that mechanical, explains-everythi... by Robert S. Becker on Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:24:50 AM