Fundamentalist Christians Prove Theory of Evolution
Christians demonstrate Darwin’s evolutionary concepts. Compassionate Christians have evolved into lean, mean fighting machines.
The Liberal Tenets of Jesus have evolved into ‘Greed is Good’.
‘Love Thy Neighbor as Thyself’ has become ‘Bomb Thine Oil-Rich Enemy’. ‘Judge Not, That Ye Be Not Judged’ has become ‘Condemn To Hell Liberals, They Deserve No Mercy’.
‘Let Him Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone’ has evolved into ‘Backstab, Character Assassinate, Murder thousands without justification, Lie, Cheat, and Sentence Unto Death That Ye May Win Elections'.
‘Healing the Sick’ and ‘Feeding the Hungry’ have evolved into ‘Cut Medicaid and Food Stamps for Single Mothers that Oil Companies May Receive Tax Cuts and , yea, verily, Refunds'. ‘Clean Air Act’ means more mercury, and ‘Healthy Forests’ means build roads, issue 50,000 drilling permits, allow timber companies to clear cut not brush around homes, but Redwoods and old growth ecosystems.
For ‘Suffer the little children to come unto me', substitute:Cut Funds for ‘No Child Left Behind’ and ‘Head Start’. Palin, the Conservative Governor of Alaska, cut funds for support of teen mothers, and programs to educate teens about birth control and now her own 17-yr. old daughter is a teen mother.
Miracle of Loaves and Fishes has evolved into 'Cut Funds for Breakfast Programs, Health Care and Education‘. Compassionate Conservatism means cutting funds for Women In Childbirth nutrition programs.
"By your faith are ye healed" means the rich get healthcare and wounded veterans sleep on the streets.
‘The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth’ means, to those modern, evolved Christians, 'Let's Take their Social Security and put it in the stock market-- the poor can sleep in the dirt'.
‘Easier For A Camel To Pass Through The Eye Of A Needle, Than For A Rich Man To Enter Heaven’ has evolved into ‘I’m Rich, to Hell with Pie in the Sky in the Sweet Bye and Bye’.
Once soft targets for persecution, now hardened predators, fit to live with blood on their hands in Darwin’s Nature, “..red in tooth and claw..” While others’ children die in foreign lands, they laugh.
Christians have evolved from casting out the moneychangers from the Temple to inviting them into the Temple of government. The compassion and faith that set them apart from beasts, and the treasures of Heaven can no longer compete with the laying up of treasures on Darwin’s earth. Once crucified themselves, now they’re the snarling dogs at Christ’s feet.
