Colonel Putin was just Joking, These are Peace Keeping Troops
Colonel Vladimir Putin announced last night that Russian forces are coming into Ukraine mainland to secure the new people's republic of Donbass. He also, added if there is any resistance, they are going to be destroyed something awful.
The Russian politicians advise us not to get hysterical and not to overreact. Meanwhile the people are welcoming the Russian troop's arrival by lining up in front of gas stations to get fuel and run away. The pictures of the highways of Kiev at 10:30A.M (their time) was jammed with cars of people leaving everything behind and getting out of the Capital City of Ukraine.
The pictures from distance showed that Russian peace keeping forces were using Katyusha rockets to Ukrainian mainland, bombarding whoever they did not like. During WW2 the German troops called them Stalin's organs because of the noise that they make when they are let loose. They are carried by trucks; they look like fifty tubes connected to each other. They are short range rockets designed to destroy all forces in your way including tanks, armored personnel carriers, artillery pieces and troops. When they begin to come, they just keep on coming and everything in front of an advancing army is annihilated.
The air raids sirens are screaming in Kiev and other cities. Colonel Putin announced that Russian forces are coming in force from Crimea to kill more Nazis. The national radio of Ukraine is asking for people to donate blood for the injured.
The entire world is screaming "criminal invasion of a small country", but Colonel Putin and many of my friends are happy that someone is teaching monkeys what a monkey should not do.
It is interesting that the Russian media is using the same vocabulary as my distinguished friends in opednews. They refer to civilians living in Kiev as Nazis and even Trump agrees with them.
Well, ladies and gentlemen you got your wish, the poor oppressed people of newly created countries of Donbass are free and those bad people of Kiev are running away because they were informed that RUSSIANS ARE COMING.
(Article changed on Feb 24, 2022 at 4:35 AM EST)
(Article changed on Feb 24, 2022 at 5:13 AM EST)