After the trouble and grief there in Fergs',
I question my thoughts on cops in the 'burghs.
I'd always figured our police were just great.
Feeling and sporty and built for big freight.
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I mean, take all those folks on cool C.S.I. s
That flash their clean badges and great big blue eyes.
My, they look tough as two-hand their Glocks,
And they cook and play ball and darn their kids' socks.
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The lovelies on Bones indifferent observe,
The innards of victims, the craft of the perve.
They seem to like guys, and dress oh-so-well,
But wouldn't find bliss with Iowan swell.
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