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It's easy to understand misogynist Republican men if you view them in the context of the animal kingdom. Males, from fruit flies to men, have an anatomical limitation. They cannot produce eggs, and if they're mammals like us, they cannot get pregnant or give birth. Their only contribution to reproduction is sperm. And sperm must leave a male's body in order to fertilize an egg. This means that in the act of mating, males lose control of their most precious biological possession, their sperm. Once sperm leave a male's body, they are under the control of the female. She can eject them, kill them, block them or allow them to fertilize her eggs. Females are scary creatures!

Among waterfowl, where rape is common, females have evolved vaginas with dead-end sacs, a kind of internal burial ground for an unwanted male's sperm.

The only way males can try to control their sperm investment is by controlling the recipients--females! And males -- insects to humans -- do anything and everything they can to exert control and subvert female choice. (Of course there are many wonderful liberated men who think with their brains instead of the instrument below their belt, but those who want to make women's bodies property of the state are not among them.)

Subversion tactics are seen most clearly in insects. Female insects mate with several males and store sperm in their sperm-storage chamber. Scientists have discovered that female choice goes on internally in the female's reproductive tract. It is within the changing climate of this internal environment that hidden or "cryptic" female choice takes place, perhaps at the level of the ovum itself, in determining which sperm of which male, if any, will be allowed to penetrate the egg's membrane to achieve fertilization. Such internal female choice may be going on in women, too!  

So males across species engage in sperm competition and mate guarding to ensure that only their sperm fertilize their mate's eggs and sire her offspring. Among insects, some bizarre tactics for ensuring confidence of paternity have evolved.

One tactic is the copulatory plug, a gluey substance secreted by the male to block the female's genital opening, preventing a rival's sperm from getting inside. The male damselfly has a kind of scooper on the end of his penis that he uses to scoop out previously deposited sperm before mating with a female. Some male fruit flies inject toxic semen, which thwarts rivals but also hastens the female's death.

Men don't use genital glue or sperm scoopers but they do use religion, laws and politics to achieve the same end -- controlling women's reproductive biology. The use of mutilating genital surgery in some 28 countries of Africa and the Middle East wounds about three million young girls every year. The current profusion of ultrasound and "personhood" bills being passed by Republican male legislators across the U.S. are the human equivalent of insects' copulatory plugs. These men are probably no more aware they are acting out such a primitive biological scenario than are insect males. They are caught up in a form of mass hysteria reminiscent of medieval witch hunts and persecution of women. Indeed, the attempt to vilify Planned Parenthood is similar to medieval persecution of women who gave advice on preventing births.

If the current misogynist movement led by Republican men were not so dangerous and harmful to women and our entire society, it would make an interesting anthropological field study. It's unprecedented in U.S. history, to see males, primarily in one major political party, using the legal process and available medical technology to turn back the clock, prevent access to, and even ban medical advances that benefit men as well as women.

Yes, many women accept their subjugation and support these efforts. But would they if they understood that from a biological perspective, these men are acting as brainless as beetles? With this difference: Male insects are out to protect their individual sperm investment, and they have no choice in the matter. Their reproductive behavior is genetically hard-wired.

Humans have choices. This makes it all the more astounding that the male fanatics are turning their backs on centuries of scientific and social advances and espousing the most primitive level of the human species' animal nature. The anti-choice movement is functioning as a mass sperm protection society, with men like Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell, Catholic bishops and evangelical pastors clamoring to protect any man's sperm investment.

Science literacy reveals the ridiculousness and primitiveness of the current wave of misogyny. Not surprisingly, this gang is also anti-science. Facts just get in the way of their anti-woman propaganda. The fact that this extremist movement is appealing to so many people demonstrates the urgent need for improving American students' science education before America becomes the most socially backward country in the Western world. We're on our way.   

 

http://www.marybatten.com

I write nature/science books for children and adults. My most recent book is HOW TO HAVE SEX IF YOU'RE NOT HUMAN: INTIMATE JOURNEYS IN NATURAL HISTORY, an e-book. This book is a collection of a dozen of my articles about mating behavior in a variety (more...)
 
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A brilliant commentary; throws a different perspec... by Mary Batten on Friday, Mar 30, 2012 at 2:56:58 PM
Humor is fine, science litle stretched. The quest... by BFalcon on Sunday, Apr 1, 2012 at 3:24:14 AM
Thanks for your comment. If we can believe the pol... by Mary Batten on Tuesday, Apr 3, 2012 at 2:01:42 PM
In their righteous fighting back which we all need... by BFalcon on Tuesday, Apr 3, 2012 at 6:21:35 PM
In my lifetime, this is the first time I've seen a... by Mary Batten on Tuesday, Apr 3, 2012 at 10:28:13 PM
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