Definition: Coultergeist
A word used to describe the haunting feeling one gets when watching Fox News.
Example A: "Man, there was nothing else on last night, so I decided to watch some Fox News. After a few minutes of Sean Hannity it felt like there was a Coultergeist in my house."
WARNING: SOME FANS MAY WANT TO DE-FAN ME FOR THIS ONE. THIS IS MY SNARKIEST SHOT AT ANN COULTER. LIKE SLAPPING A MOSQUITO, I JUST HAD TO DO IT.
It's time to put Ann Coultergeist to rest, or in an asylum. There is a difference between egotism and ODN (Outright Delusional Narcissism). ODN is a terrible disease of the brain - borne of years of self-adulation - which turns the slightest attention or publicity into an all-encompassing feeling of idolatry by everyone.
Ann Coultergeist has terminal ODN. We should pray for her, but her ODN is too far advanced. Even God cannot work such a miracle, so save the prayers.
We all knew the end was coming: she insisted that her audience was growing even while her book sales had started to tank. But now we have seen the beginning of the end: this single (very single) strand of spaghetti insists that she has a huge gay following!
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Forget the fact that GoProud has adopted her as their mascot. GoProud is a farce: a farce hiring another farce to degrade them for publicity.How many gays love GoProud?
Not many. From Queerty:
Considering that GOProud regularly supports anti-gay candidates, doesn't support gay marriage--even though GOProud Chairman Christopher R. Barron is married (the hypocrite)--and has been mocked by Coulter in the past--they totally deserve each other. Barron says that Coulter's appearance at their 2010 Homocon event "helped put [GOProud] on the map."
Yes, just like the nuclear meltdown helped put Chernobyl on the map.
Log Cabin Republicans is not a truly conservative group. Why? Because conservative groups want gays back in the closet? GoProud has done everything it can to do just that: by trying to negate everything the gay rights movement has ever accomplished, it has all but told Republicans that they can vote just as well from the closet as from the room.
Have you ever been to a LGBT group before?
Yes, I call them Ann Coulter book signings. This is possibly the height of hypocritical hyperbole. And the most delusional of her statements. If one gay person were at her signings, it would be to size her up for portrayal at Halloween. Even if GoProud were to attend all of her signings, it would be a small event and Coulter would fire her publicist.
Speaking at Homocon:" I'm in the market for a new hair stylist" Coulter dilusionally thinks that gays love to be insulted. However, like African-Americans, gays can insult their own, but no one else can (or should).
Right Wing Judy Garland A weird correlation, don't you think? Garland was considered an icon for several things, none of which fit Coultergeist: Garland had talent that was exploited and abused. The only abuse occuring with Coultergeist is her abuse of other people. Coulter has no real talent. She can marginally be called a professional - a professional b*tch.
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