McCain: Well I don’t know but I’ve been told that a big-legged woman ain’t got no soul. Didn't take too long 'fore I found out, what people mean by down and out. I don’t know what I don’t know, but I do know that if you elect me we will be invading countries sometime in the future that we hardly know where they are on the map, some Americans. I know what it’s like to fight, and I can’t wait to get back at it. You need a steady hand in the till. And that hand is me. And my shadow.
(MUTED APPLAUSE)
McCain quickly walks off the stage. Obama gives terrorist fist bump to every member of the audience.
Tom Brokaw puts on his iPod and leaves for next showing of “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist.”



