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McCain: Well I don’t know but I’ve been told that a big-legged woman ain’t got no soul. Didn't take too long 'fore I found out, what people mean by down and out. I don’t know what I don’t know, but I do know that if you elect me we will be invading countries sometime in the future that we hardly know where they are on the map, some Americans. I know what it’s like to fight, and I can’t wait to get back at it. You need a steady hand in the till. And that hand is me. And my shadow.

(MUTED APPLAUSE)

McCain quickly walks off the stage. Obama gives terrorist fist bump to every member of the audience.

Tom Brokaw puts on his iPod and leaves for next showing of “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist.”

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Debate II Crib Notes by BroderWriter on Thursday, Oct 9, 2008 at 8:51:39 AM
Thank You! by Eric Malone on Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 10:02:17 AM
Great piece. Just left out one thing. by im4unity on Thursday, Oct 9, 2008 at 1:05:03 PM
Thanks! by Eric Malone on Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 10:03:55 AM
Satire by Larry Retzack on Thursday, Oct 9, 2008 at 4:15:24 PM
Sincere Thanks! by Eric Malone on Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 10:06:45 AM