be delivering a moltov coctail.
Jenna: That sounds like russian vodka. You would think that after all we have
done for us they'd bring us some American hooch. The Saudi Boys always have
Absolut. That is so American it is even spelled wrong.
Barb: What is wrong with these People. I thought we'd be welcome with open
arms. Maybe I should tell Daddy and take our toys and go home. Who wouldn't
love tanks driving down their street every day. We even bring the kids coloring
books so they can kill time between bombings. And I know, a lot don't have limbs.
But they can color with their mouths.
Jenna: Maybe it's the color. Everything is painted the color of sand. It's like they
don't even want to be seen.
Jenna: Here's an idea. How about I flash them my boobies. I'll show them a
couple of real weapons of mass destruction.
Barb: I think your boobies have had a lifetime of enduring freedom.
Jenna: They sure the hell ain't free. And at least they hit the target. Yours must
be under a Star Wars Missle Defense. Oops.that couldn't stop a pea shooter.
Barb: I'm wondering. Is it just me, or do these People not want us here? I'm
starting to feel like you at a Mensa meeting.
Jenna: Then it's time we draw a line in the sand. And believe me, I've done my
share of lines. The Coca doesn't fall far from the tree.
Barb: I am in shock in awe. Shocked you have an idea, and in awe if we don't get
arrested for it.
Jenna: It is so simple, even I can understand it. We will show the Women, just how
great it is to be a Woman. We can show these Women how to be a trophy wife.
Barb: The only trophy you know anything about is made of silicone.
Jenna: And the men just flock to polish these trophies.
Barb: Have you noticed, in your stupored state, these aren't the most attractive
Women in the World. I would say they are like an antidote to Viagra.
Jenna: I noticed they cover their faces, like Men even care about a face. You
learned that the hard way. But the fact they hide it can be a turn-on. Let's have a
wet burka contest. We can sell see through burka's. Fredricks of Fallujah. We
can make more money off these People then Granpa with Carlye and Uncle Dick
with Halliburton.
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