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ANOTHER EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION WITH GOD

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By Professor Emeritus Peter Bagnolo (about the author)     Page 5 of 5 page(s)

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"HAHAHAHHAH, Funny Keedo!"

He said this while whooping and slapping His huge thigh, thereby shaking the house with His thunderous, roaring, laughter and then He started to evaporate. I shouted out to Him, "Wait! Hey, Lord. Just a minute, please! Who will win he Super Bowl, the Bears or the Colts? Oh, yeah and in our last conversation, when I asked You forgot to tell me who would win the World Series in 2007!"
However, He kept right on evaporating, smiling and laughing, and like a giant Cheshire Cat, His face was the last thing to disappear. He wasn't going to tell me, I guess. Shi-, err, Heck!

Suddenly, however, the grinning face of the Almighty suddenly reappeared and He boomed, "Next time we speak, I will give you a great announcement to pass on to mankind about a great healing force. It will be the greatest thing since Jesus, Hanninah Ben-Dosa, and Honi-the circle-drawer, healed the sons and daughters of Israel of their various maladies!"

Don't touch that dial! Stay tuned for Peter's next Dream meeting with the Almighty!
SEE EARLIER CONVERSATION WITH GOD AT:
http://www.opednews.com/articles/genera_professo_070118_new_discussions_with.htm

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Professor Bagnolo has majored in: Cultural Anthropology, Architectural design, painting, creative writing. As a child prodigy, abed with polio for almost two years, he was offered an opportunity to skip three grades at age 8.
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