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The Almighty (No not the Dollar) Speaks His Mind

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"OhMyGod!" 



"Indeed, yes, OhYourMe, your God, the God of Peter. Well, I have to go, there are some play-off games today."




 




"You, watch football on TV?" 



"No. Of course not. I am going to the game this week-end."


"The Bears?" 



"No, not football, baseball."

"Baseball? Of what game then, are we speaking?" 



"My team against the 2008 World Champions (to be)." 



"Your tea

m?"

"Yeah, Ruth, Cobb, DiMaggio, Tris Speaker, Ted Williams, Lefty Grove, Walter Johnson, Jimmy Foxx, Al Simmons, Hack Wilson-the entire Hall of Fame. And so I made Copies of the present day players, the winners of the of the 2008 World Series-to-be, and then they'll play in a Universal, Intra-dimensional Series, which starts Friday." 

 "Wait, so Y ou already KNOW WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES NEXT FALL? What am I saying? Of course, You do!" 



He smiled, or smirked. I couldn't tell, exactly. Hell, it was dark in the room and He doesn't like the lights on. He says His glow is enough light. Then he said something odd and ominous; Looking about the room and especially at the lamps and TV, He said, "Well maybe next time you should put the lights on. You ought enjoy electricity while it is still extant. Well, Peter get some sleep, you will need it. I must go. Give 'em Hell Petey-Babe; give 'em Hell. Bye for now." 



"Hey, Lord? Could you perhaps, tell me if the Patriots will go undefeated and who will win the Super Bowl, now, please? Please tell me while I still have time to call my bookie. Oh, and who is going to play Your guys? You said the 2008 World Series Champs, who would they be? Oh, and what did you mean about that cryptic comment, ... electricity while it is still extant ...
? Is this something I should know about, Sir?"

Don't know if He didn't hear, or just didn't answer. So, don't write asking me upon which to bet, because I don't know who will win the Super Bowl, or the World Series, or electricity either! Besides, you heard Him; I gotta get some sleep!

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Professor Bagnolo has majored in: Cultural Anthropology, Architectural design, painting, creative writing. As a child prodigy, abed with polio for almost two years, he was offered an opportunity to skip three grades at age 8.
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well, sir by Agatha Payne on Thursday, Nov 15, 2007 at 12:43:39 PM
AGGIE...!!?? by Professor Emeritus Peter Bagnolo on Thursday, Nov 15, 2007 at 1:05:06 PM
Patriots by Bob Gormley on Friday, Nov 16, 2007 at 8:08:10 AM
G-Guy by Professor Emeritus Peter Bagnolo on Friday, Nov 16, 2007 at 1:11:23 PM