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Jeopardy! Tournament of Tyrants: the transcript

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Chavez: What is, "Drunken Master?"

Bush: Either he stops his insults, or I leave. I'm not the devil, and for the last time, I'm not drunk.

Alex: "Drunken Master" is the correct response. George, it was a film....a film. Hugo, go again.

Chavez: I'll stick with the category for $600.

Alex: That will bring you to $1400 if you are correct. The clue: In this film, Owen Wilson stars opposite Jackie Chan in a comedic western.

Ahmadinejad: What is "Shanghai Surprise?"

Alex: No.

Bush: What is "Shanghai Noon?"

Alex: "Shanghai Noon," yes. "Shanghai Surprise," you may remember, starred Madonna and Sean Penn. George, your turn again.

Bush: I'll take Nuquoolar Energy for $800.

Alex: Nuclear Energy, you mean.

(sound effect)

Alex: George, you've uncovered our first Daily Double. How much would you like to wager?

Bush: I'll wager $25,000.

Alex: I'm sorry. Your earnings aren't sufficient for that wager. Try again.

Bush: I'm sticking with $25,000, Alex.

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