Bush: Either he stops his insults, or I leave. I'm not the devil, and for the last time, I'm not drunk.
Alex: "Drunken Master" is the correct response. George, it was a film....a film. Hugo, go again.
Chavez: I'll stick with the category for $600.
Ahmadinejad: What is "Shanghai Surprise?"
Alex: No.
Bush: What is "Shanghai Noon?"
Alex: "Shanghai Noon," yes. "Shanghai Surprise," you may remember, starred Madonna and Sean Penn. George, your turn again.
Bush: I'll take Nuquoolar Energy for $800.
Alex: Nuclear Energy, you mean.
(sound effect)
Alex: George, you've uncovered our first Daily Double. How much would you like to wager?
Bush: I'll wager $25,000.
Alex: I'm sorry. Your earnings aren't sufficient for that wager. Try again.
Bush: I'm sticking with $25,000, Alex.
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