ANOTHER EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION WITH GOD

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Then the Lord asked, me, "Do you have any questions, my son?"

I answered, "Not about any of that stuff"

"About what, then?"

Then I asked, "What Time did you say it was, Lord," but there was no answer to that question just a raised eyebrow.

"Anything else, Peter?"

"No, Sir. However, I did want to say something off the subject at hand, however. I am an artist, so mitigate what I am about to say with that in mind.'

"Yes, go ahead."

"Sir, thank you for many things, among them, Monica Bellucci, Jennifer Alba, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham... What great works of art! Whatta sculptor you are, indeed! Oh, also thanks for; ravioli, meat balls, pizza, Rack of Lamb, Bleu Cheese dressing, baseball and Michelangelo."

"You are entirely welcome."

"Oh, on another topic, Lord, would you like to play electric football with me? You know the game which Death Played with Bill and Ted in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?"

"Err, hmmm, Death? Ted and Bill? Electric Football? And I made you my prophet, right? Just kidding. Maybe we'll play one day soon. Right now you have work to do and so do I."

"What work do You have, now Sir?"

"I have to thwart some avaristic Billionaires, some Energy Traders and auctioneers, some War Profiteers, and some predatory fools. So, rise and shine, my boy, you have a lot to do!"

"You mean get up now? I can't see the clock from here on the floor in the closet, what time did you say it was?"

"I didn't."

"Oh, shi-, err, Hel-, I mean Oh, heck, it's 2:30 again!"

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Professor Bagnolo has majored in: Cultural Anthropology, Architectural design, painting, creative writing. As a child prodigy, abed with polio for almost two years, he was offered an opportunity to skip three grades at age 8.
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