CURLEY (GLENN): I'd like to see.
MOE (PAT): I would too.
CURLEY (GLENN): Do you have any idea?
MOE (PAT): I don't. I would think...
CURLEY (GLENN): I mean, I don't know why it's unreasonable to say this. I'm not God so I don't know how God creates. I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen the half-monkey half-person yet. Did evolution just stop? Did we" did all of a sudden" there is no other species that is developing into half-human?
MOE (PAT): And they've never found the (unintelligible) species that developed from ape to man, and they cling to over and over and over, and then you bring that up they say (switching to stupid scientist voice), "We have ah, Lucy'. A while ago you had Piltdown Man, which for 40 years was considered the "missing link", and then proven to be a hoax.
CURLEY (GLENN): I mean, again, it's, it's like Global Warming. So, I don't know why it is so problematic for people to say"
MOE (PAT): Oh yeah...
CURLEY (GLENN): I don't know how God creates? I don't know how we got here. Ummm" if, if God" if I get to the other side and God's like, "You know what , yep, you were a monkey once", I'll be shocked, but I'm cool with it. Whatever!
LARRY (STU): I'm not exactly sure why I'm supposed to care that much about that.
CURLEY (GLENN): Exactly right. They have to make you care. They have to" they have to force it down your throat. When anybody has to force it"
MOE (PAT): Mmmm hmmm...
CURLEY (GLENN): "that's a problem. You didn't have to force that the world was round. You didn't have to.
MOE (PAT): No, because it's true.
CURLEY (GLENN): Right, if truth is truth, you don't have to force the truth. You just keep adding evidence and evidence and evidence until it becomes" self-evident.
Holeeeeey crap, Batman! This country is in trouble. There is so much idiocy in that conversation it's hard to imagine how these three made it out of middle school.
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