OFFICIAL: Phone? What phone?
(The Policeman sits on the phone, breaks wind, and eats a donut.)
REPORTER: Excuse me.
* * *
The reporter leaves the building and stands next to his car,
watching the monster rip downtown Miami
apart -- block by block, tower by tower.
As he stands there, he realizes he's not alone in watching the destruction. Some fellow wearing a FREE GODZIMMERMAN shirt (and an NRA hat) is standing there, having a beer.
* * *
REPORTER: Why aren't you in a shelter?
SUPPORTER: Why would I be? This is the best show ever, pal. Look at him go!
REPORTER: But aren't you worried you'll get hurt?
SUPPORTER: Are you kidding me? That guy knows how to handle his weapon. You can tell.
REPORTER: That's handling your weapon? He's firing indiscriminately!
SUPPORTER: Well, when you're surrounded by the enemy, what else can you do?
REPORTER: You support this?
SUPPORTER: Oh, absolutely. Every American has a god-given right to a firearm, and the right to use it in self-defense against a dangerous world.
REPORTER: That's self-defense?
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