The situation the American people are in is like the old joke about the woman who comes home and finds her husband in bed with another woman. The husband protests his innocence. "What are you going to believe? " he demands. "Your own eyes and ears, or me? "
Together, let 's make it safe for Americans to believe their eyes and ears. America is ready to wake up and wise up -- the "Up-Wising " has begun.
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Read Swami's 2006 State of the Universe Address