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January 25, 2008 at 17:21:23

There's Nothing Titillating in the Economic Stimulus Package

by Sandy Sand     Page 3 of 3 page(s)

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There's nothing like weekly unemployment checks in the pockets of the unemployed -- especially those in mortgage business who won't have found jobs by the time the IRS sends out the "rebate" checks.

One last thing to quicken our passions, although I'm sure there are more, step on blood-sucking, economy-killing outfits like WalMart.  WalMart is now the largest employer in the country where General Motors used to be.  WalMart manufactures nothing.  Won't allow its employee to unionize.  Demands! that the companies they buy from...like Mattel...produce their goods in foreign countries.

Congress must include these things in a stimulus package and send it back every time Bush vetoes it, and blame him for its failure to pass just as they should do with everything else he wants passed that is bad for the country.

Without these things, this economic package is about as titillating, attractive and stimulating as a 79-year-old, $2 hooker who still trying to drum up business.

Make that a $3 working girl...inflation!

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Sandy Sand began her writing career while raising three children and doing public relations work for Women's American ORT (Organization for Rehabilitation through Training). That led to a job as a reporter for the San Fernando Valley Chronicle, a weekly publication in Canoga Park, California. In conjunction with the Chronicle, she broadcast a tri-weekly, 10-minute newscast for KGOE AM. Following the closure of the Chronicle, Sand became the editor of the Tolucan Times and Canyon Crier newspapers in Burbank. She is currently a guest columnist for the Los Angeles Daily News and contributor to ronkayela.com

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Robert Sargent is co-owner of a Washington State commercial printing company with operations in Seattle and Redmond. He has an Economics degree from the University of Washington and occasionally plays alto sax with the Husky alumni band. An amateur economist, investor and photographer, and fiscally conservative moderate at heart, Robert has been a "yellow-dog Democrat" since the Bush administration "began screwing up the world beyond repair". Active in local and national political races, Mr. Sar...

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Robert SargentRobert Sargent is co-owner of a Washington State commercial printing company with operations in Seattle and Redmond. He has an Economics degree from the University of Washington and occasionally plays alto sax with the Husky alumni band. An amateur economist, investor and photographer, and fiscally conservative moderate at heart, Robert has been a "yellow-dog Democrat" since the Bush administration "began screwing up the world beyond repair". Active in local and national political races, Mr. Sar...

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Well...

This was so full of sexual inuendo, that I now think rather than save the money, I'll cash the check & rush out for a 2 hour tantric massage.

I think the "trickle down" double entendre was taking things a bit too far. But at least you tactfully refrained from mentioning anything about getting f*%#@d in the ass!

by Robert Sargent (10 articles, 0 quicklinks, 24 diaries, 301 comments) on Friday, January 25, 2008 at 10:25:45 PM
 


Harpist, unemployed blue collar worker, and Bush basher living deep in the heart of Texas.
PappyHarpist, unemployed blue collar worker, and Bush basher living deep in the heart of Texas.

Clinton's boner...

...the other white meat...and seemingly the only tool of destruction that, by its very use, is worthy of impeachment.

Jobs...I remember those. I sometimes miss the one I had in Ohio. Had they been willing to move me up, I might still be there...but it wasn't to be. 

You know, if I HAD money, I'd be more than willing to stimulate the economy, at least as far as a new-to-me car is concerned, and perhaps new guts for my computer, or a new computer..or, or, or, or, or!

The roller coaster ride that is the current economic situation isn't going to be fixed by band-aids, err, I mean tax cuts. There are serious problems in the economy, and there have been since the liar in chief took over. But it only affected blue collar people, so it was no big deal. And if the unemployment rate raised at first, eventually, it would drop off again, as the nuevo-not-so-riche' used up their unemployment benefits. Of course, the so-called low unemployment rate hasn't changed the fact that the number of un and under employed has grown steadily. And so has the number of homeless (that's REALLY on the rise, presently), and the number of people living below the poverty line. 

But that shit is boring! It makes for shitty copy. It makes for who cares headlines. It doesn't waft gently off the tongue like "economic stimulus package".

That phrase is inherently sexual. There are multiples of entendres just dripping off of it.

Economic...what gives people hotter crotches than tall, reaking, smelly, green piles of nasty, germ infested money? To hear (C)rap stars tell the tale, 'dem bitches gots steamin' coochies for mens with pockets full of dead presidents...and Benjamins, too-cheeze.

Stimulus...well, stimulation is a good thing! We live for it! We live because of it! We were born as a result of it! It's as natural as well, having a nervous system, ask any slug. Uh, hey Flush Lintball, isn't stimulation a good thing? Wha?? Oh, I see. You wouldn't have needed that viagra in the Dominican Republic without it. So, it is a good thing...by the way, why did you need viagra in the Dominican Republic anyway? A sex with kids vacation, perhaps?

Package...that's the unit, the thingie, the peter, the shlong, the dick. So, with these tax "rebates", the economy is suddenly going to get a much needed boost to it's thingie, probably via vitamin "V". How much more sexual can you get? I mean! 

I digress...sorry...I'm not sorry.

Yeah, we aren't getting a damned thing from the government. Tax rebates, tax breaks, economic stimulous? It's an illusion, and yet another lie; a lie told on the time delay plan. The economy is going to tank because it has to. The balance needs to come back, and this is how it starts. (crossing fingers)

Blessed be!
Pappy

by Pappy (61 articles, 0 quicklinks, 11 diaries, 863 comments) on Friday, January 25, 2008 at 11:55:50 PM
 


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Professor Emeritus Peter BagnoloProfessor Bagnolo is a Renaissance man: Cultural Anthropologist, Architectural designer, painter, writer, novelist, theologian. As a child prodigy, abed with polio for almost two years, with an off the charts IQ, reading at the graduate level by 5th grade, offered an opportunity to skip three grades at age 8.Later He was a recipient of an Art Institute scholarship at age 11, a Ford Foundation Fellowship in Anthropology and in Painting and a merit scholarship in art, and was appointed a Graduate ...

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Fine piece. I was going to write a similar one, but I will now refrain. I like yours better. Besides mine is/was too long. Well I am Italian, we like to make art news and news art and Hell aside from a few dalliances I don't see the Dems offering anything better like taxing the Hell the Outsourcing Economic Criminals.

They are all in this together. FDR & Babe Ruth are dead and all of their imitators are frauds and they were our saviors at about the same Period of history, the last Great depression and we will have one econ-pac or not!

Great success can be had by cleverly shorting the Diamonds and Spyders. Shorting the Hell out of the Bushite empire in the market, that is the way to go.

by Professor Emeritus Peter Bagnolo (144 articles, 1 quicklinks, 95 diaries, 1297 comments) on Saturday, January 26, 2008 at 6:09:38 AM
 


The Risk Averse Alert is Power to Prosper

"Many will say to Me in that day, 'Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?'

"And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!'"

-- Matthew 7:22-23

GoldenTThe Risk Averse Alert is Power to Prosper

"Many will say to Me in that day, 'Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?'

"And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!'"

-- Matthew 7:22-23

Hold up Shorty

The "fix" probably is in. So, I will not be so quick to short the Diamonds and the Spyders. In fact, me thinks once last Tueday's (1/22/08) Ambac Panic lows are, over days coming, revisited for another free glass of bittersweet Fed juice so intoxicating to Fascists, Bravehearts whose wisdom knows "When in Rome, do as the Romans do," probably will find better opportunity getting long the Qs, at least until the sun sets on this summer's national conventions.

Then, once the political stage has been set, get shorty.

And beware things meant to kick Herr Johnny B. Good straight into the Emperor's Throne... 

 

by GoldenT (6 articles, 1 quicklinks, 1 diaries, 51 comments) on Sunday, January 27, 2008 at 12:13:18 PM
 


Small town gal from a large Irish family.
Agatha PayneSmall town gal from a large Irish family.

Sandy

I Dugg your article also and I agree w/the Prof. Heck, I always agree with the Prof. If he held up his article for yours, that was a complement of the highest order.  
Good work! None of my staff believes this package is anywhere near just and right, so I gave them all a larger bonus than the the "Rebate," certainly Jobs creation is the key and jobs are not what the depopulation Fascists desire. Well, the Neo-cons know what they desire/stand for,  and I know what I desire/stand for but the Democrats don't quite seem to know, other than to be as rich as their opponents, what they stand for or desire in the realm of justice. They seem to be a one issue crew-abortion and that issue, as the Prof has said more than once, is what gave us the "Bushites!"

by Agatha Payne (0 articles, 0 quicklinks, 2 diaries, 50 comments) on Saturday, January 26, 2008 at 6:36:14 AM
 


The Risk Averse Alert is Power to Prosper

"Many will say to Me in that day, 'Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?'

"And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!'"

-- Matthew 7:22-23

GoldenTThe Risk Averse Alert is Power to Prosper

"Many will say to Me in that day, 'Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?'

"And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!'"

-- Matthew 7:22-23

Checks and Balances

"...no one in the government was minding the mortgage lending stores."

"[The Senators and Representatives] shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses..." -- U.S. Constitution; Article I, Section 6

This notion of "Breach of the Peace" is interesting. What defines this? What is the dividing line? Might it be all things mandated government in our Constitution's Preamble?

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity..."

Do blatant acts in defiance of this mandate (such as allowing circumstances that lead millions to become bankrupt and homeless) constitute a "Breach of the Peace?"

I ask because a crop of well-connected, incarcerated criminals (who, today, are thought "respectable") would make for a check on those remaining outside the can who might foolishly play their next Terror card in the incidious game called Global Fascism...

by GoldenT (6 articles, 1 quicklinks, 1 diaries, 51 comments) on Sunday, January 27, 2008 at 12:49:34 PM
 

 

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