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January 3, 2008 at 11:34:39

A Spine-chilling Visit to Dr. Frankengali

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Never looked back that was, until...I read in the paper in blazing headlines: Local doctor offed his wife on the steps of the downtown courthouse in front of their eldest daughter.

Yeah, that same miserable, cranky babe was now a teen and witness to dad gunning down mom. That poor child must be really miserable now and in need of a lifetime of psycho therapy.

Not a happy ending, indeed, for the family of Harry Zelig, M.D.

I have no idea what happened to Dr. Frankengali, but I hope he's rotting in the same prison after being convicted of malpractice where Dr. Machiaborgia is residing for the rest of his miserable life.

This wasn't my only bad experience with doctors, it's just the next-to- the-worst of my horror stories. It's no wonder why I avoid doctors like the plague!

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*With special thanks to Prof. Pete Bagnolo for his OpEd post, "Ron Paul or Mandatory Drug Inoculations to Control and Eradicate Americans" on 1/2/08, and Chris Bidwell for his comment to Pete's article, both of which brought this spine-tingling experience to mind.

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A writer is a rogue goose. All other gees fly in a flock formation; every goose knows his place and time for honking. The rogue goose is undisciplined. He leaves the formation indiscriminately to have a look at it from aside. He roams back and forth, takes a peep at the leader, honks a little bit from behind, distracts everyone and writes on what he sees. Time passes and as he wants to return back to his place he discovers someone else there. Thus he either has to wait until they land for rest...

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Mark SashineA writer is a rogue goose. All other gees fly in a flock formation; every goose knows his place and time for honking. The rogue goose is undisciplined. He leaves the formation indiscriminately to have a look at it from aside. He roams back and forth, takes a peep at the leader, honks a little bit from behind, distracts everyone and writes on what he sees. Time passes and as he wants to return back to his place he discovers someone else there. Thus he either has to wait until they land for rest...

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salute from the Dentists' Hell

Sandy

The doctors in this country ( not all but many) remind me of the medieval doctors from Molliers:

- Why won't we cut off your right hand?

-But it is OK. Why should I do this?

_-Because it will benefit your left hand and it will become stronger.

For decades I fight with dentists the same way you described. They tell me for 20 years that they want all my teeth removed, the teeth of my child removed, deep cleaning, lasers, etc. THEY NEVER DO WHAT YOU ASK! Recently we found out that we saved our kid's life by flatly refusing to remove his wisdom teeth: a thorough analysis of his adult mouth by a very respectful expert revealed that some nerves in his face were going very close to that area and if he was subjected to removal of those teeth he most likely would have some face functions paralysed.

Again, not all the doctors are like that but I agree: Pelvic exam is the sign. Why won't you next time just calmly say, 'I will submit to it if I also do yours first'.

Keep cool!

by Mark Sashine (51 articles, 19 quicklinks, 244 diaries, 3462 comments) on Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 12:05:45 PM

Sandy Sand began her writing career while raising three children and doing public relations work for Women's American ORT (Organization for Rehabilitation through Training). That led to a job as a reporter for the San Fernando Valley Chronicle, a weekly publication in Canoga Park, California. In conjunction with the Chronicle, she broadcast a tri-weekly, 10-minute newscast for KGOE AM. Following the closure of the Chronicle, Sand became the editor of the Tolucan Times and Canyon Crier newspapers...

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Sandy SandSandy Sand began her writing career while raising three children and doing public relations work for Women's American ORT (Organization for Rehabilitation through Training). That led to a job as a reporter for the San Fernando Valley Chronicle, a weekly publication in Canoga Park, California. In conjunction with the Chronicle, she broadcast a tri-weekly, 10-minute newscast for KGOE AM. Following the closure of the Chronicle, Sand became the editor of the Tolucan Times and Canyon Crier newspapers...

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Hey Mark

Maybe next time I'll suggest "doing" him first, but it was a moment of building horror and suspense -- just like in the movies -- and panic snapped into an instinctive fight and/or flight reaction.

by Sandy Sand (143 articles, 0 quicklinks, 198 diaries, 1386 comments) on Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 12:16:35 PM

Professor Bagnolo is a Renaissance man: Cultural Anthropologist, Architectural designer, painter, writer, novelist, theologian. As a child prodigy, abed with polio for almost two years, with an off the charts IQ, reading at the graduate level by 5th grade, offered an opportunity to skip three grades at age 8.Later He was a recipient of an Art Institute scholarship at age 11, a Ford Foundation Fellowship in Anthropology and in Painting and a merit scholarship in art, and was appointed a Graduate ...

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Professor Emeritus Peter BagnoloProfessor Bagnolo is a Renaissance man: Cultural Anthropologist, Architectural designer, painter, writer, novelist, theologian. As a child prodigy, abed with polio for almost two years, with an off the charts IQ, reading at the graduate level by 5th grade, offered an opportunity to skip three grades at age 8.Later He was a recipient of an Art Institute scholarship at age 11, a Ford Foundation Fellowship in Anthropology and in Painting and a merit scholarship in art, and was appointed a Graduate ...

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Sandy

How funny and I got a plug besides? You do comedy/parody well. I like this one a lot. I Digged it above, Pete

by Professor Emeritus Peter Bagnolo (144 articles, 1 quicklinks, 95 diaries, 1311 comments) on Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 12:13:42 PM

Thank, Pete

by Sandy Sand (143 articles, 0 quicklinks, 198 diaries, 1386 comments) on Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 12:18:02 PM

Harpist, unemployed blue collar worker, and Bush basher living deep in the heart of Texas.
PappyHarpist, unemployed blue collar worker, and Bush basher living deep in the heart of Texas.

That is creepy....

...and scary. But you made a lovely article out of the shreds of what sounded like it could have been chiropractic hell! Actually, from the sound of it, gynecological hell...potential gynecological hell, that is. Aren't you glad you could hear the dulcet strains of J.S. Bach's Tocatta and Fugue in D minor coming from the spooky grindhouse in your head!

Lovely stuff...and it appears as if my word bucket is full again.

Blessed be!
Pappy

by Pappy (61 articles, 0 quicklinks, 11 diaries, 860 comments) on Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 12:48:50 PM

Pappy

Good news about the word bucket!

by Sandy Sand (143 articles, 0 quicklinks, 198 diaries, 1386 comments) on Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 1:25:42 PM

Robert Sargent is co-owner of a Washington State commercial printing company with operations in Seattle and Redmond. He has an Economics degree from the University of Washington and occasionally plays alto sax with the Husky alumni band. An amateur economist, investor and photographer, and fiscally conservative moderate at heart, Robert has been a "yellow-dog Democrat" since the Bush administration "began screwing up the world beyond repair". Active in local and national political races, Mr. Sar...

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Robert SargentRobert Sargent is co-owner of a Washington State commercial printing company with operations in Seattle and Redmond. He has an Economics degree from the University of Washington and occasionally plays alto sax with the Husky alumni band. An amateur economist, investor and photographer, and fiscally conservative moderate at heart, Robert has been a "yellow-dog Democrat" since the Bush administration "began screwing up the world beyond repair". Active in local and national political races, Mr. Sar...

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Holy Shit!

by Robert Sargent (10 articles, 0 quicklinks, 26 diaries, 303 comments) on Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 1:42:23 PM

Harpist, unemployed blue collar worker, and Bush basher living deep in the heart of Texas.
PappyHarpist, unemployed blue collar worker, and Bush basher living deep in the heart of Texas.

the word bucket

I can't tell you how relieved I am that the word bucket has filled up a bit again. Truth be told, I was getting a bit nervous about it. However, a deep, diving descent into the plok-tau of yet another Gentoo Linux installation seemed to be just what the doctor ordered. Thank the goddess it wasn't a prostate exam, ordered by Dr. Longerfingernails.

And it appears as if the amount of words now hanging out in the word bucket will not only find their way into the book, but a few of them were crying out for me to write another political article here. I may well listen to them. Since it will be a while until I have a functional GUI from my newest addition to the Gentoo family, I think I'll take the time to see where the idea that hit me at the pizza buffet goes.

Nice work, and watch out for those perverted doctors.

Blessed be!
Pappy

by Pappy (61 articles, 0 quicklinks, 11 diaries, 860 comments) on Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 4:31:22 PM