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Ashton: Dumbass, how do you not hear The Who? Hate to break
it to you, but you do know you have another three years in the
job.

Dubya. What? What the hell do you have to do to get impeached
around here? How about sending over your wife that almost
worked for Clinton.

Ashton: Nice try. You 're are way too old for her.

Dubya: Well then - since I 'm alone on the job - now I 'll finally be
able to get all my ideas out there.

First off: gay marriage. Ok, here 's the plan. We really don 't care
about marriage. We just think it 's gross when they do it. So we
let them get married, and boom, no more doing it. Mission
accomplished. Or Missionary accomplished. And once they
quit doing it, they become Republicans.

If anything made the rats jump off the ship it 's immigration. I got
a plan to get the rats back. From now on, we let everyone in,
except the evildoers. I 'll put up a sign that says, "No Evildoers. "

Then we put them to work in Iraq. We let them do all the farming
in Iraq. Then next war won 't be for oil, it will be for vegetables.

So thanks, Ashton. Got to get back to the bunker. Tom Delay is teaching todays class in Ethics.

Ken is a stand-up out of Chicago. He has written jokes in the past performed by Paul Harvey, on the Tonight Show, and in the Frank and Ernest comic strip. He has been published in Democratic Underground. Compasson, Texas-Style, by Ken Swann - Democratic Underground

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