December 24, 2007 at 00:20:05

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? Survivor Puerto Vallarta, Episode 9

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OMG! Eight hours to get back to Berkeley! I can make it! Layover in Phoenix, get off the plane in San Francisco, jump on BART. I can do this! I'm racing the stork. Hang in there, Baby New Year! I'm coming!

Will I beat the stork to Alta Bates Hospital? Will I get back in time? Will I actually get back from Mexico in time to be there when my son's first child is born? Good Lord Almighty!

Baby New Year was supposed to come on New Years Day. And now she's not even going to get to be Baby Christmas! What's up with that? Plus who is actually going to win this Amazing Race? Me or the stork? Please stay tuned.

PS: If you want to see Sarah's photos, go to my blog at http://jpstillwater.blogspot.com. Just seeing the photo that Sarah took of a dump worker alone is worth all the trouble.

PPS: I'm being forced to sell my father's antique Japanese Samurai sword on eBay. Interested in shopping victoriously? Go to click here

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