"And so, what Gen. Petraeus is saying, some early signs, still dangerous, but give me -- give my chance a plan to work." --George W. Bush, in an interview with Charlie Rose, April 24, 2007
We've tried to give your chance in office a plan to work, but you keep going it alone. It's that Decider/Commander Guy thing getting in the way.
"I've been in politics long enough to know that polls just go poof at times." --George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
Yeah, we've seen that little slip of the tongue manifest itself in the primaries and two Presidental elections.
"My job is a job to make decisions. I'm a decision -- if the job description were, what do you do -- it's decision maker." --George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
Yes, Mr. President, we've gotten the point now.
"My attitude is, if they're still writing about (number) one, 43 doesn't need to worry about it." --George W. Bush, on his legacy, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
Right Sir. We suspect the last thing in this world you worry about is your legacy. Rest well.
"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
May I suggest instead of more troops, you send your Televangelist and Evangelicals for the Pure People Before We Force Jesus to Return types to Bagdad.
"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007
I guess this is a bit more of that trying to sound smart but not really being smart and thinking this science through.
"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2000
Umm..do you mean the laws or the leadership get executed by yourself?
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Oh wait, now we're getting it! You really meant this! Soooooooooooo when you say...