So, those superpower world leaders may have heard the keynote speaker, Rush Limbaugh, tell a joke at the 2009 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), that ended with this punch line:
"And Larry King looks at Saint Peter and says: 'I thought you said [God] wasn't here.' [Saint Peter] said, 'He's not, he's not. This is God's room. [God] just thinks he's Rush Limbaugh'."
All righty then. The "God", from the Bible, according to Mr. Limbaugh, wants to be Rush, instead of being God, with a capital "G".
And, those superpower world leaders may have heard Rush Limbaugh compare his popularity to that of Jesus Christ on the August 2, 2010 Rush Limbaugh Show, in a segment titled "Liberal Evangelical: Conservatives Choose Limbaugh Over Jesus".
After several minutes of Limbaugh instructing the world on how evangelicals are supposed to pronounce Jesus, "Jeeeee-SUS!" and God, "God-duh", Limbaugh asks this suggestive question, "Does this mean that I am more popular than The Beatles? Well, I'm just asking a question. More popular than John Lennon?"
And, those superpower world leaders may have read this self description of Rush, on Limbaugh's website?
"The Rush Limbaugh Show is the most listened to radio talk show in America, broadcast on over 600 radio stations nationwide. It is hosted by America's Anchorman, Rush Limbaugh, also known as: America's Truth Detector; the Doctor of Democracy; the Most Dangerous Man in America; the All-Knowing, All-Sensing, All-Everything Maha Rushie; defender of motherhood, protector of fatherhood and an all-around good guy. There is a "consensus" among the American people, who have made this the most listened to program, that it is also the most accurate, most right, and most correct. People who disagree with this are Rush Deniers."
And, those superpower world leaders may have heard Limbaugh's September 17, 2009 segment titled "Rush on Family Guy Airs Sunday October 3rd at 9PM ET on FOX" for his website. Limbaugh is defending his decision to do the Family Guy episode, allowing the "Left" to make him look like a fool for all eternity. His Dittoheads were just a wee bit embarrassed. In essence, Limbaugh spins it that he had agreed to do the Family Guy episode for the same reasons that he agreed to do his 1993 interview in Playboy Magazine - that's just what Messiahs do.
"I decided to do this interview for two reasons. First, men and women of great stature have done the Playboy interview. It's a forum that's been accepted as a legitimate place for the dissemination of all points of view. (laughing) "Dissemination', they let that stand. The second reason is, I can think of no better place to have views such as mine, which are the epitome of morality and virtue, published in a magazine such as Playboy. As Jesus Christ said, 'You go to where the sinners are,' so here I am on the pages of Playboy attempting in what meager way I can to clean it up. That's pretty much how it began. It was brazen -- and, you know, in 1993, that was shock city."
There you go. Rush Limbaugh, "the epitome of morality and virtue", is on a mission. He's been sent here to Earth, by "God-duh", his pronunciation, to "clean it up". He's going to save America from Playboy magazine (Liberalism) and, guess who else? Why, those "long haired, maggot-infested, dope smoking, socialistic, atheistic, peace loving, environmentalist wackos", of course. You know, "Libs"?
Warns Limbaugh,
"There is an effort -- the reason why this is important, there's an effort by the left to say that Jesus was a socialist, and they are using this to turn many evangelical people into global warming people. We are the stewards of the planet and so forth."
And then there are these scary gems of wisdom that those superpower world leaders could have heard.
Concerning Christianity:
"Now, as I mentioned yesterday, I pray to Jesus Christ often. I have read and studied the Gospels. I know Jesus Christ. It would never occur to me to refer to Jesus Christ as an agent for change." --" Rush Limbaugh
Hear that Christians? It's official. There will be no change from the Old Testament laws. Gather up your stones and get down to the local Walmart on weekends. You can bean those infidels as they head back to their cars after working on the Sabbath.
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