"I want to do that, I really do. But what can possibly be a higher power than money?"
"Uh "that's a tough one". How's about a little help from the group. Anybody?"
"Credit default swaps?"
"Dark pool trading algorithms?"
(The tape goes silent here for several seconds.)
"I'm sorry everybody, but there's no getting around it. Cash is king. This meeting of Greedaholics Anonymous his hereby adjourned. Forever."