In the event that the vote of a tree standing on private property cannot be easily determined, its owner shall be the judge of the tree’s preferences.
Section 4
Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.
If they could just form a big enough coalition with tree-huggers to pass this amendment, Republicans would be able to turn their Map 2 dominance of the land mass into genuine supremacy. Without it, they are likely to find their vote shares sinking still lower, even as the great, green expanses of the Republic stain the map with defiantly bloody streaks of red.
